THE MOST STONED DAY EVER
by humbert mcpedophile
today i ate SO MANY chocolatey flavored drugs. and some that were regularly flavored.
i thought about pretty girls and about the cieling
we went to the store and also mahybe somewhere else i dont remember.
DELICIOOUS CHOCOLATE DRUGS FEED MY FAT!
no work at all today. no wait! i gave out my feminism survey-- it says 1. are you a feminist 2. do you believe men and women should have equal rights 3. do you beleive they DO have equal rights. my theory being that peoiple willsay they are not feminist and yes to either of the other questions. because so many people do not realize that the DEFINITION is just equal rights. the results are for an article i am writing for our little campus zine. whee.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i also bought chips today. ate lots of food
girls are utterly impossible, they are never perfect enough and never find me charming. i give up on their entire gender. the beguiling little devils.
our radiatoer is making TERRIFYING NOISES right now i think there are maybe zombies in it.
goodbye everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by humbert mcpedophile
today i ate SO MANY chocolatey flavored drugs. and some that were regularly flavored.
i thought about pretty girls and about the cieling
we went to the store and also mahybe somewhere else i dont remember.
DELICIOOUS CHOCOLATE DRUGS FEED MY FAT!
no work at all today. no wait! i gave out my feminism survey-- it says 1. are you a feminist 2. do you believe men and women should have equal rights 3. do you beleive they DO have equal rights. my theory being that peoiple willsay they are not feminist and yes to either of the other questions. because so many people do not realize that the DEFINITION is just equal rights. the results are for an article i am writing for our little campus zine. whee.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i also bought chips today. ate lots of food
girls are utterly impossible, they are never perfect enough and never find me charming. i give up on their entire gender. the beguiling little devils.
our radiatoer is making TERRIFYING NOISES right now i think there are maybe zombies in it.
goodbye everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from jeffrey rowland's new comic, overcompensating:
lovely week. involved shooting a gorgeous b/w set for fenchurch, finishing my pilot (whoohoo!), and just now running around the lawn at midnight in 15 degree cold with my leigh girls.
this is how i look nowadays:
i am pretending to smoke a cigarette with my breath in the cold air but there's no breath and i just look retarded.
it snowed for the first time the other day, for around five minutes.
have been working in the darkroom alot and thinking about the erotic elements of photo developing. how it's so wet cause there are all the different liquids involved and how you have to be so gentle with your negatives to not scratch them up... i started a piece about that, part of something longer about the beauty of the technical elements of photography. is there anything lovelier than the hush of film advancing on the roll, the parts of the machine working inside the machine?
lovely week. involved shooting a gorgeous b/w set for fenchurch, finishing my pilot (whoohoo!), and just now running around the lawn at midnight in 15 degree cold with my leigh girls.
this is how i look nowadays:
i am pretending to smoke a cigarette with my breath in the cold air but there's no breath and i just look retarded.
it snowed for the first time the other day, for around five minutes.
have been working in the darkroom alot and thinking about the erotic elements of photo developing. how it's so wet cause there are all the different liquids involved and how you have to be so gentle with your negatives to not scratch them up... i started a piece about that, part of something longer about the beauty of the technical elements of photography. is there anything lovelier than the hush of film advancing on the roll, the parts of the machine working inside the machine?
wed. morning before class. it looks like bush is gonna win.
also, no one wants me to have my big pretty lesbian wedding.
our plan here: embrace those whose home states voted for kerry, and shun those whose home states voted for bush because apparently they didn't vote hard enough.
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edit: kerry just conceded.
:cries:
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edit: dinner conversation
TRISTRAM: I know I say this all the time, but now it's actually warranted-- we're all gonna die.
ME: You know who's NOT gonna die? Our unborn fetuses! HEY-O!
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ME: no, yeah, my psych teacher told us today that conservative christians take the vote because they breed more
EMILY: yeah
ME: so the answer is obviously to start breeding right now with EVERYONE
EMILY: liberal amounts of liberal sex!
ME: sam's like "you're a lesbian" and i'm like "dammit my country needs me!"
ME: ironically, we need to breed so we can get gay rights
also, no one wants me to have my big pretty lesbian wedding.
our plan here: embrace those whose home states voted for kerry, and shun those whose home states voted for bush because apparently they didn't vote hard enough.
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edit: kerry just conceded.
:cries:
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edit: dinner conversation
TRISTRAM: I know I say this all the time, but now it's actually warranted-- we're all gonna die.
ME: You know who's NOT gonna die? Our unborn fetuses! HEY-O!
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ME: no, yeah, my psych teacher told us today that conservative christians take the vote because they breed more
EMILY: yeah
ME: so the answer is obviously to start breeding right now with EVERYONE
EMILY: liberal amounts of liberal sex!
ME: sam's like "you're a lesbian" and i'm like "dammit my country needs me!"
ME: ironically, we need to breed so we can get gay rights
ROCKY!!!!!!!!
that's me in the middle with the sunglasses, theredbaron is duffman
the road trip down to boston was filled with boob- and ass-grabbing and mix cds and fudge and maple candy men and FAR TOO MANY PEOPLE IN ONE CAR.
first we went to julia's house which is fantastic and huge and right by the ocean and met her family who all really love each other and are weird and just like her.
then to tristram's house in cambridge!
me, ian (the guy in bad drag) and julia were rocky virgins, and the guy who played frank made ian his bitch for the night and led him around on a leash. they narrowed down the virgins onstage til it was me, ian, and a midget in a leprechaun costume who had to fake orgasms for the audience.
of all the things i could never have forseen in my college career...
anyway, the midget won because the audience kept chanting "MIDGET MIDGET" (although he was not an actual midget) and then we watched the show which was totally awesome!!!
afterwards we crashed at tristram's place, then were crammed in the car again for four hours, this time singing weezer songs and getting insane cabin fever and more hot lesbian action.
now it is halloween night and i am dressed in a little nurse's outfit, lying around and waiting for a party to happen.
that's me in the middle with the sunglasses, theredbaron is duffman
the road trip down to boston was filled with boob- and ass-grabbing and mix cds and fudge and maple candy men and FAR TOO MANY PEOPLE IN ONE CAR.
first we went to julia's house which is fantastic and huge and right by the ocean and met her family who all really love each other and are weird and just like her.
then to tristram's house in cambridge!
me, ian (the guy in bad drag) and julia were rocky virgins, and the guy who played frank made ian his bitch for the night and led him around on a leash. they narrowed down the virgins onstage til it was me, ian, and a midget in a leprechaun costume who had to fake orgasms for the audience.
of all the things i could never have forseen in my college career...
anyway, the midget won because the audience kept chanting "MIDGET MIDGET" (although he was not an actual midget) and then we watched the show which was totally awesome!!!
afterwards we crashed at tristram's place, then were crammed in the car again for four hours, this time singing weezer songs and getting insane cabin fever and more hot lesbian action.
now it is halloween night and i am dressed in a little nurse's outfit, lying around and waiting for a party to happen.
presently sick of everything. entertaining very self-indulgent fantasies about becoming a reclusive genius and being publically (intellectually) adored but alone for the rest of my life.
this writer who read my screenplay asked if i have a girlfriend. question completely tore me up. like because i don't it invalidates any talent i have. her asking that is like saying, you may have written a good script, but you're still a failure with women. that's what it felt like anyway.
think about the ways in which we take our revenge. nobody means to hurt anyone. this, life, has all been a terrible accident.
otherwise being productive: new fiction, scripts and the like. saw eternal sunshine of the spotless mind-- what a movie! if i was running around in my memories what places would i run through?
long weekend is soon; thank god, i need a break.
this writer who read my screenplay asked if i have a girlfriend. question completely tore me up. like because i don't it invalidates any talent i have. her asking that is like saying, you may have written a good script, but you're still a failure with women. that's what it felt like anyway.
think about the ways in which we take our revenge. nobody means to hurt anyone. this, life, has all been a terrible accident.
otherwise being productive: new fiction, scripts and the like. saw eternal sunshine of the spotless mind-- what a movie! if i was running around in my memories what places would i run through?
long weekend is soon; thank god, i need a break.
back at school! that means degrassi, fat jokes, and adventures at the lake. my new room in leigh rules (lots of light, lovely roommate) and photo, psych and screenwriting classes have all been fun.
also saw the dresden dolls last night. they were so hot! i enjoyed their cover of maurice sendak's "pierre."
meds are also working great. i feel like a little ship that cannot sink.
we start shooting my short film, "the misanthropes," in a couple weeks. hurrah!
also saw the dresden dolls last night. they were so hot! i enjoyed their cover of maurice sendak's "pierre."
meds are also working great. i feel like a little ship that cannot sink.
we start shooting my short film, "the misanthropes," in a couple weeks. hurrah!
a new entry! oh, isn't it grand?
have been enslaved by lesbians for the past couple of weeks. it's not as sexy as it sounds. they mostly just have me fax stuff and clean their kitchen.
have also been writing TONS. will soon be published in opium and taint!
last night got very drunk with Q. will be the last time in a while, as i am now medicated.
maybe should write humorous short film about a group of college kids with various emotional disorders. maybe they also have, like, superpowers!
reading the female eunuch, which is awesome. also sylvia plath's journals. it's so cute, i'm not very far in and she's in college and going to parties and making sure that ted and other boys see that she's there and how good she looks and know who she is and all.
don't you wonder what sylvia plath's livejournal would be like? because you know she'd have one were she presently alive.
have been enslaved by lesbians for the past couple of weeks. it's not as sexy as it sounds. they mostly just have me fax stuff and clean their kitchen.
have also been writing TONS. will soon be published in opium and taint!
last night got very drunk with Q. will be the last time in a while, as i am now medicated.
maybe should write humorous short film about a group of college kids with various emotional disorders. maybe they also have, like, superpowers!
reading the female eunuch, which is awesome. also sylvia plath's journals. it's so cute, i'm not very far in and she's in college and going to parties and making sure that ted and other boys see that she's there and how good she looks and know who she is and all.
don't you wonder what sylvia plath's livejournal would be like? because you know she'd have one were she presently alive.
