I need a dry, dry, dry heat to burn me up like a terrible baking accident. I'll tell you there's nothing like a heat wave during a long drought. Dry. Maybe I should move to Las Vegas. Drunks, whores and gamblers are quality people.
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those bacon martinis are chunky going down and chunky when they come back up
at that bar they keep a whole pack of bacon stuffed down into a jar and fill it up with vodka. you have to at least have 1 when in vegas. the double down is a real classy place. when i was there some girl put her leg up on the counter and pulled out her tampon and asked the bartender if he could throw it away for her.