I will be stripping for charity at a special ladies' night this Sunday, November 16, at the Western Bar in Edinburgh, and I need sponsors! You don't have to show up (in fact, it's probably best for all of us if you don't, but if you want to I can't stop you, and there will undoubtedly be much better eye-candy available than me). I will also be selling (or attempting to sell) lap dances for £5 each. All proceeds go to the Sick Kids Friends Foundation. I have a sign-up sheet which I can bring fill in for you. That's to sponsor me just to take off my kit on stage. Lap dances will be sold at the event. There is also free alcohol, which I will no doubt need, as will anyone making the mistake of watching me, and people selling kisses. Sounds like a good time for almost all and for a good cause. Call me or email for more information!

Cash, checks, and PayPal accepted.