MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: Matress Tester

stats: +2 ...man that's dorky but its totally true.

makes me sad: bad stuff

crush: Peanut Butter (someday she'll split from jelly and she'll be all for me)

sign: i saw the sign it opened up my eyes i saw the sign!

gets me hot: ha u thought i was gonna say hot stuff but what really gets me hot is the sun...G-d that was lame.

fantasy: Unicorns and Naked Women....holy crap i'm home baby.

makes me happy: good stuff

most humbling moment: now?! wait no! i mean now! damn it i mean now! damn you present!

body mods: i had a hernia and now i don't

into: Your boxcar.