MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: Matress Tester

into: Your boxcar.

crush: Peanut Butter (someday she'll split from jelly and she'll be all for me)

fantasy: Unicorns and Naked Women....holy crap i'm home baby.

makes me happy: good stuff

gets me hot: ha u thought i was gonna say hot stuff but what really gets me hot is the sun...G-d that was lame.

body mods: i had a hernia and now i don't

stats: +2 ...man that's dorky but its totally true.

makes me sad: bad stuff

sign: i saw the sign it opened up my eyes i saw the sign!

i lost my virginity: when i left virginia...the virgin state...