“such a cute, funny guy. plus, a chicago boy cant get any better than hal! xoxo”

“I just felt like randomly saying hi & I think you are brilliant. ”

“So good to see you in chicago~.I'm sure aunt would love to come to zanies for one of your shows.”

“spiderman 2. thats all i'm sayin'...... just let me know when we can have that drink sometime - even if it's a cranberry juice on the rocks.”

“Great set! Love the tats. Beautiful tits, and an ass that could stop a Mac truck (even the one from that 80's film Maximum Overdrive)....

Oh, wait..... What, this is Hal Sparks page? Shit.


JP

PS - you rock. period. and loved the spidey cameo my brotha.”

“Hal is the man, no doubt about it.

I have been a fan ever since I became addicted to I love the 80's. and then I just started to pay attention to my favorite commentator, being Mr. Sparks.

Keep up the good work, man.
bring on I love the 60's. or I love 2000....(AHHHH! TOO CLOSE) and the do an awesome HBO show like QaF.”

“Hey, I saw you at Carolines in New York last Saturday... I just have to say that my friend, my sister and I enjoyed you soooo much!! You put on a great show, very,very funny!! Anyway, you took a picture with us and signed my QAF book ( you said you didnt like the whole "back story") I just wanted you to know that my sister took me to Carolines for my birthday because we are such big fans.. It was an awsome birthday gift--to meet you that is. You were so great to us! (and very hot, more so in person- i might add) I joined this site in hopes of contacting you... to say thanks!
P.S When will you be performing in NY again?”

“I only confused you with Michael Ian Black twice”

“Sexy as hell, amazing actor, has a great personality and a brain...a.k.a- P-E-R-F-E-C-T!”

“I agree that Hal is the best kinda guy ever (geeky + funny + hot= yum), the best actor ever...etc., etc., but you guys left out one vital fact about Mr. SparXXX:

He's got the best tongue ever.

'Nuff said. ”