bands:

1. Clem Snide
2. Ween
3. Weezer
4. Wu Tang Clan
5. Rolling Stones
6. Harry Nilsson
7. ELO
8. Johnny Cash
9. Merle Haggard
10. bonercobra

films:

1. Raising Arizona
2. Godfather II
3. The Departed
4. Waynes World II
5. Die Hard
6. Die Hard With A Vengence
7. Live Free or Die Hard
8. Predator
9. Serpico
10. Yakuza Papers

books:

1. Murakami
2. Eggers
3. Clavell
4. McCarthy
5. Irving
6. Autobiography of Malcolm X
7. World War Z
8. Catch 22
9. Peoples Act of Love
10. The Alienist

tv shows:

1. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2. Heroes
3. Lost
4. Deadwood
5. Mr. Show
6. 24
7. The Sopranos
8. Modern Marvels
9. Mythbusters
10. Something Shitty

Artists:

1. I was going...
2. To act smart...
3. And put a bunch...
4. Of names in here...
5. But I'm not.
6. I don't know enough...
7. About art to try...
8. And convince people...
9. I even know what...
10. The fuck I'm talking about.

 

into: Meat

not into: Aerosmith

makes me happy: Whiskey.

makes me sad: Whiskey.

hobbies: bacon washing, hooker sacking, wanking, cable pulling, pipe laying, faggotry, donkey hunting

5 things i can't live without: shit, junk, crap, stuff and things

vices: Cigarettes, booze, strip clubs

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Contemplating my intense love of indifference.

 

gender: male

occupation: Production Assistant

current crush: Ernest Tubb

stats: I was never good at math.

body mods: Champagne of Dudes. Moustaches.

heroes: is darn good programming.

gets me hot: Girls eating sandwiches.

favorite position: Management

fantasy: Girls eating sandwiches naked.

sign: I'm a funky skull and I'm a Scorpio And when I got the fl

most humbling moment: Today? I shit my pants while carpooling with a guy to work at a Chuck Norris presents World Combat League event.

i lost my virginity: Yesterday. Well no, but it might as well have been.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Valley Girl, Fashionista, Hillbilly, Metalhead.