into: music, gin, tattoos, girls with tattoos who drink and can play music.

not into: cardamom, "graphic novels."

makes me happy: spending time with my friends, being outside, hanging out with my beautiful girlfriend, learning to cook vegan food.

makes me sad: that video with the kiwi who nails all the trees perpendicular to the face of a cliff then straps on his leather helmet and goggles and jumps so he can feel what it's like to fly.

hobbies: when i'm not catering to Tori's whims I find time to go to the gym and practice marksmanship.

5 things i can't live without: bombay sapphire, spoons, limes, bic pens, butane lighters, tonic water, fat lethal rocks.

vices: vices? ... i have no vices.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: I spend most of my free time trying to decide what to do with my free time.

occupation: i serve your eats.

current crush: bombay sapphire.

stats: I AM A LVL 99 BATTLE MAGE WITH IMMUNITY TO ELEMENTAL ATTACKS!!!!!

body mods: my ears are pierced and its super fucking scene.

heroes: my dead friends.

gets me hot: Tori in knee highs makes my jeans feel suddenly tight.

favorite position: Whichever.

fantasy: On the roof.

sign: Aquarius

most humbling moment: A new moment with the dawn of each day.

i lost my virginity: yes, yes i did.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories