i'd like to take this time to post something that is not original. my father passed away about about 5 years ago now, but a few hours before he died, he was sending out really bizarre emails to his friends. this is one of such emails and i am retyping this exactly as he had it, word for word, punctuation for punctuation:

"OK Let's get shallow for a second, no make that a millisecond, or better yet a microsecond, but if really want to picky we can use a nanosecond but for our purposes we will continue to reduce the size to an impossibly small slice of time that we will call a 'brkl'. Allright now, the last brkl just went by and the next one does not yet exist. What does that tell you about the concept of infinty in reverse. The thruth is that neither amount exists which is why time is not real. Therefore when tomorrow you wake up startled on the planet Zonga you will remember this dream and try to explain to your fellow brsikgtps that you can't explain in words but there is this thing called time and there are 'people' in a place where they have things for this imaginary 'time' to be necessary. Just about when your piece of it vanished you woke up. That was so scary!"

weird, eh? just thought i'd share that. now if anyone says i'm too weird, i got back up material to prove why.

hey, where's that place where the fat bitch fucks the pigs?