so there was something tonight that really disturbed me. it's the fact that i can't buy toilet paper that doesn't make me feel gay. they all have babies or puppies or teddy bears or something equally as homosexual on them. i mean, christ, its paper for your ASS. they tested this product by having people shit and then shove said product in their respective anus'.
then there's five guys at the marketing meeting going "you know john, i think this product would be PERFECT with a kitty cat on the front." and he replies "magnificent! i know when i get home at night and see my pet cat, i always think about wiping my ass, ron." to which ron replies back "ya, mike, but thats cause you like shitting on your cat!" at which point they both start cracking up in that businessman snob laugh.
same argument goes for the names of shampoo brands. prell. herbal essence. ivory. pantene pro-v. especialy pantene pro-v. i'd like to have witnessed the company meeting to come up with that name. i think the plan was to find the most feminine word that men would feel uncomfortable saying and then go from there. they must have been deciding between that and "tamponess".
whoo, ok, talkin a whole lot about nothing. its obviously past my bedtime. what are you people doing letting me stay out this late?
robot!
then there's five guys at the marketing meeting going "you know john, i think this product would be PERFECT with a kitty cat on the front." and he replies "magnificent! i know when i get home at night and see my pet cat, i always think about wiping my ass, ron." to which ron replies back "ya, mike, but thats cause you like shitting on your cat!" at which point they both start cracking up in that businessman snob laugh.
same argument goes for the names of shampoo brands. prell. herbal essence. ivory. pantene pro-v. especialy pantene pro-v. i'd like to have witnessed the company meeting to come up with that name. i think the plan was to find the most feminine word that men would feel uncomfortable saying and then go from there. they must have been deciding between that and "tamponess".
whoo, ok, talkin a whole lot about nothing. its obviously past my bedtime. what are you people doing letting me stay out this late?
robot!
JAN 03, 2004 07:59 AM
JAN 03, 2004 11:38 AM
ThePhantomVI
Chicago, IL
July 2003
JAN 03, 2004 05:24 PM
JAN 07, 2004 06:11 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
true, so true. That's why I just use my hand.
miss_lady
I'm lost
July 2003
JAN 07, 2004 07:04 PM
I like the commercials for Charmin or whatever that feature the bear pulling cushiony toilet paper off the tree limb. How can they really make a commercial that gives an illustrated answer to the age-old question "Does a bear shit in the woods?" ?
the wife
K
JAN 09, 2004 09:35 AM
JAN 09, 2004 12:36 PM
I am the boss always and forever....lol.when ya gonna post in your journal again..there has gotta be something going on u can talk about.......... 
[Edited on Jan 09, 2004 12:37PM]
