so eye you may see in the upper left corner of my profile may have sustained damage. it's been irritated now for about 24 hours and it doesn't seem to be going away. its developed this really intereesting red and purple hue on the outside white part. its sexy. believe me.

i just got over being sick. im now in the "coughing up foreign lifeforms from your throat and sinus's" stage. its even hotter than my tard eye.

the weather in florida is regulated by brain dead, rabbid chihuahas. its 50 degrees at night, then 80 degrees during the day, then 30 degrees that night, then 50 degrees during the day, then 70 degrees at night. the only time people have heard of weather like this is in a book called 'revelations'.

and lastly, its official. i cant remember the last time ive been out socially in orlando. this is such a great day for me, *sniff*. i'd like to thank all the people who've made my hermit dream come true. *sniff*. my manager and producers. david blaine, i believe in you and your magic is real. *sniff*.

has anyone ever noticed that i bitch an awful lot?

heh heh.