Dear Gonzoe,

If You Thing This Is bad Get Locked In The Polk County Jail....


(On The Plus Side I Have Been Propositioned By Many Of My lady friends Since My Release)

Look, I try to do my part, but I am but one person.

I blame the management.

Maybe you need to start the internet over again.

It truly has been, hence why I've sorta disappeared from it.

you assumption is..semi-correct?

i'll be in jersey for wednesday night, then ECCT thursday-sunday, then hanging out in jersey until wednesday morning when i have to head back down here to work. ew.

east coast camping trip.

andddd pretty sure the last time i came to nyc i was stuck in manhattan for an hour so uh, no thanks
haha jk. if i could, i would. but i can't, so i won't. it's your turn to come down here anyway, haha.

unfortunately, no. i'm gonna do the philly thing. breast cancer fundraiser > jew cock

bahahaha.

i've always been bad at math