i was going to write about why i hate my job.

but thats really lame.

im not nearly emo enough to do something that gay.

so how about i post what makes someone emo then instead, eh?

-live with parents (both parents. no divorces please)
-live in suburbs
-wear glasses with 20/20 vision
-buy clothes that cost $10 at sears for $60 at pacific sunwear
-learn 2-5 riffs on the guitar
-worst day of life was when high school gf of 2 weeks said she just wanted to be friends
-weigh under 75 lbs
-wear belt buckles large enough to land aircraft on
-be unable to grow body or facial hair

in case you can't tell, i don't like emo people.

especially my gf from high school. she broke my glasses.

ha! kidding.

what?

you didn't think that was funny?

you suck.