age: 34 (Sep 16, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2007

occupation: software designer, idea maker, nascent author of my own epitaph

fantasy: me, claire daines, henry kissinger and a jar of nutella.

most humbling moment: dad's funeral; pantsing in high school in front of dozens that resulted in full frontal nudity;

stats: 14 inches away from the edge.

body mods: a couple, moving on to a few

sign: plus, sometimes minus.

into: photography, writing, biking, cooking, stewing, hiding, obsessing, scrabble, improvisational architecture, button-based art projects

gets me hot: perfect grammar, diction, or slow drall and slang;; ladies who can sing; women with amazing backs and shoulders.. a hint of mischief in the eyes

makes me happy: a perfectly ripe nipple or avocado.

crush: feist