into: Cheese wheels, Bob Marley hats, fat Italian cooks, Tommy guns, Football, WRESTLING (the greatest camp television in the world) Searching for the perfect club night

occupation: ostrich farmer. . . . so hard to keep their heads up!

why i did sg: because it's tasteful and very well done, it's about sex AND all the other good things that should go along with it

current crush: I start to think, and then I sink into the paper. . . .like I was ink

stats: shaping into a GOD hewn from solid granite

body mods: Fat old and sloppy with bunches of tatoos. . . not for me. They look cute on the girls though

gets me hot: tomboyish but deceptively hot girls with raspy warm voices and English accents. If you're a cute girl with a nice English accent. . . you're in there.

favorite position: The reverse flying buddha on lotus leaf

fantasy: "I ain't looking for a one night stand, I only wanna feel you up. I don't really wanna be your man, I only wanna feel you up."

sign: cancer

i lost my virginity: After holding on for too long