age: 0 (Jul 11, 1907)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2007

occupation: Purveyor of Sass

most humbling moment: Having Josh Homme appologising for obscuring my view at a gig.

fantasy: Medical setting, dressed as a nurse and a willing 'patient'

crush: George Eads, Trent Reznor, Scarlett Johanssen & Jake Gyllenhal all in the same bathtub

i lost my virginity: In the backseat of a vintage Jaguar to my best friend

makes me happy: Primates, zombies, snuggling, other people getting eye injuries, hellboy & batman, the colour pink& new shoes

gets me hot: manly men and girly girls, long limbs, biting, pretty eyes in dark make-up, intelligence, flirting, having my neck and ears touched, nurse's uniforms, the scent of violet and agressive kissing.

into: Tattoos, manly men and girly girls, well applied make-up on men and women, false eyelashes, clingwrap, low-brow art, animal print, high heels, 1940s and !950s fashion, gasmasks and respirators, intelligence, geekiness, online roleplaying, horror movies (especially zombie movies), uniforms, red lipstick, silly coloured hair, latex, corsetry, bubblegum, the colour pink, japanese culture, knowing when to stop.

makes me sad: Animal cruelty, stupid people, not being able to find prettie bras in my size, people who think reality tv is serious television, people who don't realise the greatness of Trent Reznor & Glen Danzig and any kind of ism.