I want to abolish casual sex from my life. Not because I don't enjoy it. It just seems a bit pointless. Okay, so, yeah, orgasms = great but I can acheive a similar effect using my right hand and a vibrator (and probably have a more meaningful relationship with them too)

Is anyone else confused about what the hell they want from life, love wise? One minute I'm thinking I just want a fuckbuddy, the next minute I want true love, the next minute I just want someone to hang out with. Then I want a sandwich.

My friend pointed out to me the other day that I always fall for the guys or girls with which it is least likely I'll be able to have a nice relationship with - so, that's druggies, heterosexual girls, fucking insane people and people in relationships (who forget to tell you that they're in one until you've had sex enough times to actually like them.)


I think the problem is that I've never ever slept around. The idea just doesn't appeal to me at all. For all the fucking emotional trauma involved, I'd rather stay in and wank thanks.


In fact, yes. I'm calling for Masturbators of the World to Unite! Raise your hands in pride! We don't need anyone else to get us off!

I think I'm oversexed

//Edit// - I'm away for 2 weeks, so I won't be around to comment and stuff >.< love you all!

Oh, and I have my nipples pierced now =D

Squee ^__^ Tis my birthday today.

Looking at my profile, apparently i thought my birthday was in 3 days when I filled it in.. ¬_¬ I am an idjit ~_~


*mwahs*

Well, I haven't updated properly in a while.

This past week has been.. I'd say fun, but it's been more surreal really.

I learnt that my capacity for holding alcohol has dramatically decreased.

Anyway, I have developed 2 new obsessions lately. The first is hentai. Not in a particularly sexual way, but it's just.. so funny and cute. And I'm pretty sure some of the people who draw that stuff have never known the love of a woman in their lives, judging by the completely anatomically incorrect bodies of the women.. but it's still fun.

The second is scarification and branding. These kinds of body mod have interested me for a while, but recently I've been thinking of getting a brand on my lower left arm. Frankly, there are a lot of body mods I want done but my current financial situation (ie: broke) doesn't really allow for it. Not many places seem to do branding, so I imagine it would be pretty expensive to do, and I'm not really very keen on doing it myself.



Anyway, on the subject of Being John Malkovich (yeah I guess we weren't on the subject, but John Malkovich is God) -

If you could be anyone in the world for 15 minutes, who would you be?

^ ^ ^ ^ ^
That smiley looks more coy than confused to me, I like it.


So. The last week has been pretty fun. I hung out with some friends I haven't seen in a while. And I helped Kay to dye her hair ^__^ she now has two streaks of purple at the front of her hair, which took a grand total of 2 hours. But that's if you include the time it took to prelighten it, and for her to go downstairs and show her boi how crazy she looked with two orange blond streaks at the front of her auborn hair.

From this enlightening experience, i learned that prelightening bleach smells a lot like piss.

evilSHEEP.net = local band I saw at a gig a few weeks ago

Go check them out.

I'm a happy bunny today. ^__^

I have a crush on a boy with hair like Cruella DeVille..


I have an UBERcrush on Polly and EvilLyn.... those girlies are sex.

I'm feeling much better now, thanks for all your comments and stuffs

Is it me, or does Buffy REALLY SUCK now?? Me and my girl Chloe have a tradition, where every Thursday evening we hang out with chocolate and watch Buffy and Angel. We are UberGeeks. However, Buffy quite frankly sucks cock nowadays. It's sad.


I like sandwiches a lot.

*edit: New profile pic. Minus pink hair, but marginally more current than the last one.. and with strange retro glasses. o.O*

You know what?

Everyone is full of shit.


I hate it when friends grow apart. I hate it even more when it's because of a boy.





I want that crappy love stuff that everyone knows isn't real love, all that pre adolescent melodrama. I hate it, but sometimes I want it too.


Anyway, new hair soon. Red Pink. yay! ^__^

HOLY CRAPSHIT, BATMAN!!

Well, I was torn between leaving livejournal completely or buying a paid account. Buying a paid account won, because I am an ubergeek. ¬_¬


*kills computer* my scanner isn't working, and I have some pictures I REALLY wanted to upload. I swear, I want to put a bullet in this thing sometimes.

I know a boy who's so cute it would make your eyeballs explode.