I got a job

Alright, I'm back I'm sorry I haven't been around but I've had depression real bad for the last couple of months so I've not really been motivated to do much other than sit in the corner of my room with weeping cuts on my arm. My doctor's put me on some happy pills now and they really seem to be working. I've been writing more of my script, something I'd almost given up on because it's been so long since something inpired me. I want everyone who reads this to go toCureelise's profile and give her love for helping me through a very tough time.

Love you all for caring

This will be updated soon . Haven't been in a mood to do it.

You have to go see Cureelise's new hair

Tis me Cureelise. I have kidnapped germ13 with the help of some of my buddiesHe tried to put up a fight , but ended up giving into my cuteness HEHEHE. I know some of u have been wanting him to update . I've been trying to get him too , but he is really stubborn at times. So I had to get out my whip and crack it. He is still kinda sore from being tied to a and whipped for being so naughty .
We've been together for a little over two mons now and I was asked how we handle the distance between us. It can be a bitch at times but we usually spend 8 or more hours chatting online . It has been cut down since he is looking for work. If one of us isn't online we usually send an email to say hi . Or he will text me to see what I'm up too , send me some love or if I'm planning on coming online soon.

I was stoned off me arse in that pic hehehe
this is from a convo between us
cureelise:
my friend has a gay friend named james and i told her u were going to deepthroat a banana for me
germ :
I see
cureelise :
now why would u know how to deepthroat
germ :
Wanted to learn how to swollow a sword
cureelise:
so u took up the art of deepthroating banana's instead
germ:
it's the same thing
cureelise:
oh is it
germ :
yeah

Now that is what I call talented . I still can't look at a banana w/o giggling So when do I get to see this talent of yours I think I might have some banana's
Germ and I will be opening up the CG School for those who want to learn the art of deep throating banana's and sword swallowing.
We will be holding classes on Mon and Wed from 12-2 on sword swallowing and Tues and Thurs from 1-3 on deep throating banana's and getting rid of your gag reflex .

Ok I’m back and I have really good news, I was directing at the Watford drama festival and out of 15 groups the 3 groups I was working with got first, second and third place. I fucking RULE

Also there’s a mini festival going on here next Saturday so if you’re near to me come along, it’s only £10 to get in and it’ll last all day.



Lastly Storm has come back after a long time away from us go give her some love.

Ok time to do this thing again. I signed on at the unemployment office the other day, so now I have a little income while I'm looking for a job. My mouth hurts because I just got back from the dentist but I feel great mecause he gives me morphine Its fucking freezing here at the moment. It was all my mate John and I could do last night to skin up and go smoke out back.

I was tidying my room and I found a really pretty lighter that my stoner friend left at my house once.

It's purdy and nice to look at when you're stoned and feeling loved up

Ok I guess it’s time I updated. I’m pissed off, I was supposed to go to work at the weekend after the gig got cancelled last week but I couldn’t get a lift to the venue so I wasn’t able to go which makes me so skint it actually hurts. That didn't stop me buying a new plaything, I had to shell out a small fortune to Cureelise's pimp to be able to use her whenever I want. I think I may have got ripped off as my property is 3000miles away. I’ve been thinking of other ways to make money, I got some ideas for Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. I know I can fight well enough and growing skunk has some real appeal for me.

Dammit I'm pissed off There was supposed to be a gig on tonight that I was gonna work at and maybe, just maybe make a bit of money for a change but noooooo three of the bands pulled out so it got fucking cancelled One good thing out of this whole clusterfuck is that the company (Ultimate Solution) is doing a tour starting March 19th so that should be quite fun

I was thinking about spellin earlier and realized the word Psychotherapist can be split into three words. psycho-the-rapist.

Ok so I'm coming to the states and I need places to stay while I'm tripping around. I can't afford hotels or anything like that so I need people to let me crash at theirs a couple of days at a time. I don't eat much and I fold away when not in use

I suppose I'd better update. I'm coming to the USA in the summer I will be in Philadelphia to begin with but I wanna travel all over and go to Canada too. Oh man I'm gonna have so much fun, much drunken debauchery is on the cards. So if you wanna meet me just give me a buzz. In other news, I'm going to the job centre tomorrow and hopefully get a job and maybe some help with my GCSEs

I'm ill, I've got a nasty head cold. Does anyone want to buy me this?

Go love Schoolgirl now that she's back. I'm horny and it sucks