into: Success

not into: Failure

makes me happy: Every time Manko opens her mouth or Vivid walks in front of a camera; Descending through 8,000 feet at 200 knots in a 220hp Mooney Ovation-2 GX

makes me sad: Know-it-alls on a mission from God

hobbies: Private Pilot, Guitarist

5 things i can't live without: Organic veggies

vices: Arguing about politics and religion with other people who hate politics and religion.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: In Photoshop

 

gender: male

occupation: Full-time Photographer (visit geo35studios.com)

current crush: The entire female gender. How could I be faithful to one woman without being unfaithful to all the rest?

stats: "The perfect relationship is one conducted entirely by post."

body mods: Total Tantric Celibacy + Complete Organic Veganism = the ultimate Body Modification.

heroes: Peter Pan. The American Male doesn't grow up until he has exhausted all other possibilities.

gets me hot: Natural Living; Proper grammar & spelling; Willowy vegan girls with lisps; Mini-skirted French-speaking chicks on Vespas; Hyper-articulate angst-ridden women with names like Ashtoreth.

favorite position: In free fall from 40,000 feet

fantasy: Uma Thurman at 39,000 feet

sign: Coincidentally arrived the same week as the Roswell Incident

i lost my virginity: A long time ago, age 16, in the laundry room next to the pool, to an amazing little swimmer in a blue bikini. She had JUST turned 13. I should be caned.

MY STATUS: single

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

POT: Nope