Sometimes I masturbate with my left hand and pretend I'm being fingered by a retarded pianist.
It adds spice to my relationship with myself.

So I've decided to start putting some fire in my ass (not herpes) and get up and do all the shit I need to do for my new job next week. Kind of feels like time is standing still until I get in there and see what I have to expect. I am the queen of procrastination.


I want this man inbetween my legs.

Did you guys buy anything on Record Store Day ? I got The Misfits "walk among us" on colored vinyl and Arcade Fire.



This is true.