My new house plant makes me one step closer to marriage material.Just to avoid that situation again I'm going to kill it now

Trying my hardest to get used to my new schedule. 4 days a week 12 hours a day. Three days off. So it's left me working until 11a.m this morning. I now have the next three days off which means I'll be up all night. And sleep all morning. Just to get used to it.
My brother is going into Schaumburg for his debate competition and I CAN NOT wait to see him! I haven't seen him in about 6 months.
I wish my life were exciting and I can brag about all the dicks I've been sucking but it's not ... I have, however , been teaching my dog new tricks and the first one is not peeing on anything white or colored or anything in the house period. Hasn't turned out too well , so I have been spending a lot of time on my knees cleaning it up!

So true. I have a cat (not by choice) and a dog. I'm much more a dog person.

Maybe just a little ?