into: bars,museums,drawing,comic books,restaurants,movies, poRn, farting in elevators,choppers, horror, gore, pin-up girls, grace kelly, backpacking, flying, knives, music venues, poRn, classic movies, unwanted guests, unwanted pets, non-fiction love stories, poetic justice, living, dead, living dead, life, apologies, eulogies, hipocracies, democracies, bumpers, hungry hippos, taking pictures, taking drugs, taking lives, taking virginity, taking notes, foresaken minds, satanic rituals, unbiased public officials, unwanted public officials, dreams, nightmares, and anything that makes you happy

makes me happy: my pets and knowing someone loves me...liquor as well

makes me sad: the thought of losing something or someone that makes me happy

5 things i can't live without: pencil, drawing pad, iPod, Jack Daniels, and the condom

vices: more than you'll ever know, oh yeah ...porn. lesbians. and this chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her cooch

thoughts on sg: It's ok

occupation: skatman/artist...but mostly a drunk jackass

current crush: audrey hepburn, this chick in one of my classes that has this virginal appeal to her, anna paquin, uma thurman ( with black hair), juliette lewis, the new keyboardist for bleeding through is hot

stats: hung like a horse on viagra and i run the 40 in 2.0 seconds

body mods: half sleeves, chestpiece, no piercings...actually i just had my lip peirced.word.

gets me hot: the toys at the bottom of cereal boxes

favorite position: the oildriller

fantasy: left for dead in a hotel bathtub full of ice with the phone next to me and a message on the mirror written in lipstick by the 4 lesbian hookers from the night before telling me if i get out of the tub i will die... sweet

sign: of the devil, 666

most humbling moment: when i had to come home and helps the moms out with the cansir. thats when i knew she wasnt invinsible and neither was i.

i lost my virginity: in a van down by the river