
age: 28 (Jan 27, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2003
occupation: Slacker
crush: Danielle and Marlowe
makes me happy: Talking to people about random things.
sign: Aquarious
body mods: None
into: Cartoon Network, making movies, and music (not Country).
gets me hot: Thongs. I mean watching a girl in one, not me in one. I like the feel of them and all, but... crap...
i lost my virginity: We were watching SNATCH and for some reason she wanted sex in the middle of it. Must have been Brad Pitt.
fantasy: Having a torrid affair with a famous musician or vocalist (Lennon). OR Making love to a person who doesn't know a word of English.
To all you mortals:
I am the great Jay... master and ruler of the universe. While this is probably an over-statement, I would just like to say that Rousseau is a crock of shit to read, and you will all feel my wrath... in a metaphysical, wondering why I'm still awake way... MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Snootchy Bootchies.
I am the great Jay... master and ruler of the universe. While this is probably an over-statement, I would just like to say that Rousseau is a crock of shit to read, and you will all feel my wrath... in a metaphysical, wondering why I'm still awake way... MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Snootchy Bootchies.



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