I just got a stalker phone call. It was really the strangest thing that has ever happened to me.

I went to peaks, was peacefully eating my Snappy Ginger Maple custard and playing zombie fluxx with aperock. Then someone called the business phone and asked for "freckle". Somehow the confused custard employee determined that I looked like someone who could be called freckle and brought me the phone. Then I was informed a) They were OMG my biggest fan, b) They also love bunnies, c) They were going to marry me someday, d) Would I like to hang out sometime?

It has to be a joke right? If you just stalker phone called me, please let me know so I can take the padlock off my panty drawer.