FRAK FRAK FARK FRAK AFRAK AFRAK AFRAKK FRAAAAAAAK!





frak.

Hello life! I feel like turning the tables and kicking YOUR ass today! How do ya feel about that?! Wait, I don't frakin' care cause it's gonna happen anyway!

Ah Tuesday. What a dumb day. Though because of my work schedule Tuesday is technically my "Friday" since I don't have to work for the next couple of days. I don't have a plan as to what i'm doing yet either since i'm still locked out of my house for the next few days. I'm sure i'll come up with something stellar though. I always seem to.

NOTABLE WORK RELATED MOMENTS(I'm a body piercer):

1- Phone rings, I answer.
Guy "My girlfriend just got pierced by you and we wanted to know how long until we can have sex."
Me "What'd I pierce on her?"
Guy "Her belly button."
(silent pause)
Me "Um, well if you're sticking it in her navel i'd suggest waiting a few months, otherwise go for it."

2- Phone rings, I answer.
Girl "Are you guys open today?
Me "Nope. I'm just here to answer the phones and tell you that we're closed."
Girl "Oh well that sucks."
Me "Buy anyway, we're here til 10pm today"


3- Phone rings, I answer.
Girl "Do you guys tattoo there?"
Me "Nope. We're a pet shop."
Girl "Really? Someone told me you guys tattooed there."
Me "We do."
Girl "But you just said..."
Me "Nm. How can we help you?"

4- Girl gets her Hood pierced.
Girl "I can't have sex for HOW LONG?! Fuck that! Take this shit out! That does NOT fit in with my lifestyle!"

5- Phone rings, I answer.
Guy "Do ya'll pierce DICKS?!"
Me "Yea. What do you want pierced?"

There's PLENTY more but those just came to mind and I thought i'd share 'em with everyone.

Holy crap! Someone in my city makes an 8" stretch kit for my model/make of scooter! In the next month my ride is going to be SO upgraded. New Yoshi exhaust, Corbin seat, Shocks, stretch kit, new headlights.....FRAK YEA!

The first kiss is always the best kiss

Taking a leap of faith here. Everyday I am though it seems but anyway. I'm in such a fraked situation. My ex still lives with me and has been for the last month and will continue to do so until the end of this month. Out of being nice I gave up the bed for her to use and I've been subjected to sleep in my armchair with my legs kicked up on the ottoman. My fucking back has seen much better days. Every damn morning I have a shooting pain up my spine that sometimes subsides throughout the course of the day. Ugh. Next month is going to be so much better.

Not that it's something new found or anything but for some odd reason a few friends of mine and myself have been going off about Horse Pop and such lately. Enough to where I actually bought the damn mask! So far today has been quite hilarious what with wearing the mask outside of the tattoo shop and waving/blowing kisses at passing traffic while holding a 2 liter of Horse Pop! HA!

Well lordy lordy and holy crap i'm back! My ex fiancee throw a bitch fest about me being on here so I haven't since AUGUST 2009! Geez.

I heart my little ball python! Cutest lil bastard ever! I've had him for about a year now from a previous owner. He's roughly 2 years old now and i've pimped out his little domain even more today. He has 2 medium sized rocks and 1 big ass rock plus bamboo and moss and I got him a big water bowl to drink from or go soaking in. I named him "Frodrick Fronkenstien" after the movie Young Frankenstien.