about to head out of town to visit friends and family. then it's off to hawaii for almost two weeks! first real vacation in about six years and i'm very excited about getting tan and drinking lots of ridiculous exotic frozen beverages!!

one step forward, ten steps backward

i can't even tell you how awesome it is to have a hot tub in the back yard! I've been renting this place close to 1.5 years now and i am still using that hot tub daily, because it's just too awesome not too.

coming up pretty soon, i'll be headed back to dallas for a while in june/july with some vacation time in hawaii squeezed in there too. i look forward to seeing friends and family back home, as well as some r&r under the hawaiian sun! there is a special someone, i was really hoping to spend some time with back in texas, but she has a boyfriend now, so my wife and i will continue to search for that great white unicorn out there in the wild...

sorry no update for a while. i'm still on the site pretty often, just too lazy to blog i guess. lately i have been very sleepless at night and gone a few nights the past week or two with no sleep at all. tonight is one of those nights. it's 4:30 am and i don't see any sleep in sight. hopefully this improves soon. if anyone has helpful suggestions, feel free to pass them along.

unfortunately, instead of getting better, i've been getting worse. i have an intense headache and congestion, which doesn't sound too bad, but it feels awful. i've almost fallen over a few times today, just from standing up. i've been trying to take it easy, but sometimes i forget to do that when i'm sick. the worst part is, i had to cancel my trip home to texas. i missed my family, friends and my best friend's restaurant opening. i feel awful about that, even though he was cool about it. i'm going to try to go heal up...

i was supposed to go back to dallas today to visit friends and family, but i have been sick and totally couldn't get on the flight today.

i am drinking tons of emergence and water and soup in hopes that i can make it tomorrow! my friend is opening a new restaurant and i need to be there for that!

i've had a hot tub in my back yard for over a year now and have not had more than one naked woman in at a time yet. i have a feeling that will change soon. no plans to speak of, just a feeling.

stupid mayans.....clearly they don't know how to predict the end of the world.

anyone have any good resolutions for 2013??

bad news - my van engine is pretty much doneski.

good news - i was able to get a replacement engine in even better shape for a really good deal.

for those keeping score at home, my birthday was pretty awesome last month. my elusive fantasy is still an elusive fantasy, but it was a lot of fun anyhow!

it's my birthday!! all i really want is a threesome, but finding the golden unicorn lady to join my wife and i is a lot harder than it sounds. but if you are that lady, by all means, please let us know! if you aren't that lady, at least show me some birthday boobies!