I wish you satisfaction on this, the anniversary of your escape from your mother's vaginal gulag.

Happy birthday!

Slutty, single bisexual girls for threesomes are the golden unicorn.

They are out there my friend.

Good luck in your search.

Sometimes they find you.

If not... try foursomes... sometimes they break up with their boyfriends.

^ best advice. Haha. Happy birthday!

Yes sir he can!

didnt turn out as planned. face painting is not my forte haha. how did your halloween go?!? and happy birthday!

Just gotta hold on long enough to be uploaded, man. Then I'm going Skynet on these bitches.

And don't feel bad on the lack of unicorn, that shit is hard. I've been married twelve years and have dated three women other than my wife for about six months out of that period. Only one of those relationships were completely sexually realized.

awww cute! what was she dressed up as?

thats really cool and creative! did you guys make the costume?

i just like when little girls dont do halloween dressed as the same little disney princess. its more adorable that way