Member: floydian

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NOVEMBER 1, 2012 @ 12:46 AM


it's my birthday!! all i really want is a threesome, but finding the golden unicorn lady to join my wife and i is a lot harder than it sounds. but if you are that lady, by all means, please let us know! if you aren't that lady, at least show me some birthday boobies! love
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Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

NOV 01, 2012 05:03 AM

I wish you satisfaction on this, the anniversary of your escape from your mother's vaginal gulag.

figmentation

figmentation

I'm lost
December 2003

NOV 01, 2012 05:49 AM

smile

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

NOV 01, 2012 09:30 AM

Happy birthday!

Slutty, single bisexual girls for threesomes are the golden unicorn.

They are out there my friend.

Good luck in your search.

Sometimes they find you.

If not... try foursomes... sometimes they break up with their boyfriends.

ScaryMissMary

ScaryMissMary

USA
March 2011

NOV 01, 2012 02:41 PM

^ best advice. Haha. Happy birthday!

figmentation

figmentation

I'm lost
December 2003

NOV 02, 2012 04:56 AM

Yes sir he can!

Noro

Noro

Lafayette, CA
June 2011

NOV 02, 2012 04:23 PM

didnt turn out as planned. face painting is not my forte haha. how did your halloween go?!? and happy birthday!

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

NOV 02, 2012 04:30 PM

Just gotta hold on long enough to be uploaded, man. Then I'm going Skynet on these bitches.biggrin

And don't feel bad on the lack of unicorn, that shit is hard. I've been married twelve years and have dated three women other than my wife for about six months out of that period. Only one of those relationships were completely sexually realized.

Noro

Noro

Lafayette, CA
June 2011

NOV 02, 2012 07:11 PM

awww cute! what was she dressed up as?

Noro

Noro

Lafayette, CA
June 2011

NOV 03, 2012 10:22 AM

thats really cool and creative! did you guys make the costume?

Noro

Noro

Lafayette, CA
June 2011

NOV 03, 2012 11:22 AM

i just like when little girls dont do halloween dressed as the same little disney princess. its more adorable that way

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