CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer