what do insane in-your-face action sequences, a modern day love tale of epic proportions, a car chase or three thrown in for some good 'click click boom' action, and an all star cast have in rapturous common?

the transporter, that's what. wow. what a phenomenal movie from the first frame. i mean this movie just didn't stop. it grabs ahold of you by your cheap fat lapels and propels you into what some might consider a maelstrom of cinematic force. it is not a right but more like a duty to sit there, riveted, waiting to see what will happen within the next few seconds.

more ass kicking? check. daredevil stuntwork of a caliber so high that jackie chan is now weeping in seclusion over his past efforts combined? righto. an off kilter love story gone awry and back again bound together in the end by a message so poignant that one feels compelled to run out and sign up for any and all human rights causes? you betcha.

i can't recommend this movie enough. the perfect sizzler if you will. i'm just bummed i got in before the high prices kicked in. i feel like i robbed whoever gets my ticket money by paying matinee.

bravo, i say. bravo!

ok, that was all a lie. that movie blew. i feel like they owe me money really. the only cool part was that it was shot mainly in marseilles so the scenery was nice, but they didn't even show any of the seedier sailorific violence and hangouts down by the docks. and they even filmed some by the docks.

i got tricked by that one for sure. i like that main guy in there from snatch and lock stock, but damn that movie was a dud.

so i get home and that dude is on tv in some movie w/ ice cube. great. burn me once....

i have just woken up from a 17 hour nap. this guarantees that i will not sleep tonite. neat. fuck it, i'm off tomorrow too anyway.

going to check out 'the transporter' in a little while and will eat mad popcorn until my stomach turns on me and screams 'why did you wash down all that trash w/ a gallon of dr. pepper?!' i will tell that stomach to zip it unless it's looking for some reeses pieces chaser action!

'umm ya, can you put some butter in the middle? thanks.'

-/

i wonder if anyone saw that?....

i want a one way ticket to berlin.

takers?

i don't have a million dollars. i like my dumb little page here. yin's wok just treated me totally right. and i didn't even work the delivery option. the new drugs are knocking me out off and on. but i know this: i can spell. and i cant fucking stand courtney love.

and as the makers (or twelvis if he was still around) would say,

i will gladly break that back,
-/

yay

here are the things that are concerning/fixating me at 3:45 am. i.e. now.

this weird '70s show on the food network 'the galloping gourmet'. it's really lame food. market place expansion in basic needs has come a long way. oh, and he's not funny. i don't care if he's british. not funny.

today i got surprised by a double shift half way thru my regular one. hot. it was lame. some girl tried to make a 45 min case about how she really is irish, just from new mexico. (i was stuck, behind the bar). i don't care, just pay the fucking tab.

ming tsai is my fave food network host currently.

i have started adorning my dashboard w/ characters from a 'fruit' drink called belly washers. i just kind of like the name of the drink more than anything.

i hate frizzy long hair, but like frizzy short hair.

i think the band 'the go' is underrated.

it's all about me here, but it's cool. it's my paid for page.

today is the first day on pharmaceutacals for me. i feel stoned but focused. and i want to smoke the fuck out of cigarettes.

i don't like this. much.


did you ever ask yourself, who stole the joker from your pack?

it's finally cold outside. a little anyway.

go fishing, or watch a martin lawrence movie......?


gone fishin,
f
-/

poetry, especially bad self poetry is the worst.

song lyrics..ya, ok every once in a while.

so here's some lyrics i didn't write:

seen alot of time
watched it all flow by
stood on a river bank
watched it all flow by
life eats you up
bit by bit
it chews and chews
and spits you out
sometimes when i wake up
i think i'm still asleep
i wish i was in a dream
that's where i belong
life eats you up...etc..
see myself go by
running back and forth
i think i just might die
i don't i just cry
life eats you up...bit by bit...
i've got a disease x2
i've got a feeling
something's wrong
the days are hot
the nights are hotter
but i don't sweat
because it's too much bother....

umm, tomorrow, i go for my third meeting w/ the 'analyist'. it's funny because for two times in a row she wants me to bring jams in. maybe to dissect where i'm coming from, or maybe she just wants to have some new tracks.

first session: black flag (she really hated the o'l 'police story') and some circle jerks, and some mad parade thrown in for melodic flavor.

tomorrow: superconductor and the jesus lizard.

i think i'm on top so far. especially since the insurance is paying for this one hour rambling time for me.

the lord loves a 'crazy' man. especially if the insurance is paying...

f
-/

thanks to tim, rob, mark, john, and matt.

today starts texas/ou weekend here. it is now nine forty pm. the streets up the block from here are already awash in miller and coors lite from the imported revelers. i predict that by midnite that mix will include blood and puke.

hooray, i get to pour drinks to contribute to that tomorrow morning for the big game!

my new boss told me to expect to start drinking by eleven a.m. that's when we open. yipes.

so much for the drying out.

picked up my ball at the lanes today and practiced a bit. im gonna kick ass on tues.

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