so i got to thinking...
how many people here have ever been to a dollar store? now how many people have seen something for sale that was more than a buck? kind of defeats the purpose right?
i haven't been in one recently, but i was sitting out in front of one the other day thinking about the oxymoron that is a dollar store that sells things for more than a dollar.
crazyness.
how many people here have ever been to a dollar store? now how many people have seen something for sale that was more than a buck? kind of defeats the purpose right?
i haven't been in one recently, but i was sitting out in front of one the other day thinking about the oxymoron that is a dollar store that sells things for more than a dollar.
crazyness.
the boner inducing mk 19. i'd have sex with it if they'd let me.
and yes, when it comes time to break out the new weapons and have some fun with them we take some new facebook profile pictures. why? because nothing says bad ass like a big ass gun.
so i need some opinions.
...about women...
yeah it's one of those blogs.
so anyways I have been throughout my life a sexual connoisseur of women. I have done relatively little dating and instead preferred to have long standing sexual flings with a lot of different girls. but as it would turn out, recently I've been desiring to actually get into a relationship more and more. So over the last few months I've been looking.
I have recently come across two girls, or rather I should say they just about literally fell in my lap. Girl A is a sweet college girl with a shaved head. She is smoking hot, likes cars, has a pet bearded dragon, and is really fantastic in bed (sex with her is like porn movie sex only we are both getting off repeatedly). The down side to her is she has a minor personality disorder which is apparently completely controlled by some pills but the option for a complete crazy shit show is there and the other down side is she lives like a 50 min drive away. Oh also as an apparent side of the medication during times of extreme stress (good or bad) she blacks out. So like she cant remember like 20 min after an orgasm. or if someone attacked her she wouldn't remember anything past that initial hit of adrenaline. her memory comes back once her body has calmed itself. Which i think is pretty weird.
Girl B lives right near me though. She's in the army but definitely doesn't look it. She's smoking hot too with this amazing head of shimmering golden brown hair. She's a wicked guy's girl and hanging out, watching the game, knocking back some beers and ordering a pizza is basically her idea of a good time (mine too). Extra perks involved with her being an army chick is that i can fart in front of her and say just about any offensive thing I want and she'll just laugh with me. The down sides to her are we kinda work together (albeit relatively infrequently) and when she gets drunk and we have sex she always asks if she can put a finger or one of her toys in my ass and I'm fairly certain that given the opportunity she'll tie me up some time and do it anyways...and at the moment I like having my anal virginity intact.
Anyways both the girls are pretty cool to hang out with, maybe B is a little cooler cause I can just be a typical dude with her but girl A definitely has the upper hand when it comes to awesome sex. not that girl B is in any way disappointing in bed, but A may be the best sex I've ever had.
So who do you think I should start something up with? I'm most definitely not the kind of guy to date two girls at once, so I'd really like to kind of make a decision with who to pursue.
...about women...
yeah it's one of those blogs.
so anyways I have been throughout my life a sexual connoisseur of women. I have done relatively little dating and instead preferred to have long standing sexual flings with a lot of different girls. but as it would turn out, recently I've been desiring to actually get into a relationship more and more. So over the last few months I've been looking.
I have recently come across two girls, or rather I should say they just about literally fell in my lap. Girl A is a sweet college girl with a shaved head. She is smoking hot, likes cars, has a pet bearded dragon, and is really fantastic in bed (sex with her is like porn movie sex only we are both getting off repeatedly). The down side to her is she has a minor personality disorder which is apparently completely controlled by some pills but the option for a complete crazy shit show is there and the other down side is she lives like a 50 min drive away. Oh also as an apparent side of the medication during times of extreme stress (good or bad) she blacks out. So like she cant remember like 20 min after an orgasm. or if someone attacked her she wouldn't remember anything past that initial hit of adrenaline. her memory comes back once her body has calmed itself. Which i think is pretty weird.
Girl B lives right near me though. She's in the army but definitely doesn't look it. She's smoking hot too with this amazing head of shimmering golden brown hair. She's a wicked guy's girl and hanging out, watching the game, knocking back some beers and ordering a pizza is basically her idea of a good time (mine too). Extra perks involved with her being an army chick is that i can fart in front of her and say just about any offensive thing I want and she'll just laugh with me. The down sides to her are we kinda work together (albeit relatively infrequently) and when she gets drunk and we have sex she always asks if she can put a finger or one of her toys in my ass and I'm fairly certain that given the opportunity she'll tie me up some time and do it anyways...and at the moment I like having my anal virginity intact.
Anyways both the girls are pretty cool to hang out with, maybe B is a little cooler cause I can just be a typical dude with her but girl A definitely has the upper hand when it comes to awesome sex. not that girl B is in any way disappointing in bed, but A may be the best sex I've ever had.
So who do you think I should start something up with? I'm most definitely not the kind of guy to date two girls at once, so I'd really like to kind of make a decision with who to pursue.
ok, so a little real life levitation anyone?
it isn't real levitation. it is what is known as quantum locking. take a superconductor, super cool it, and then throw in a hand full of magnets and the supercooled superconducting object becomes suspended in relation to the magnets which use their field to hold it in place (hence the term "locking"). very cool. here's a video of an object that has been quantum locked and all the neat-o things you can do with it. Theoretically applied, something like this would be the basis for all you folks out there wondering where your flying cars are at.
Give it a few decades till someone builds a magnetic road and devises a propulsion system. i am a fan of the roller coaster push/pull magnetic system which would use the road you're on to move you by changing the +/- poles of the magnet as you coast along to push/pull you to your destination. and just program a computer to make it all work, gas up your superconductor of a magic carpet with some liquid nitrogen and away you go. Granted the energy needed to do this would require a lot more nuclear power plants to be built...something all you hippies won't let happen regardless of the fact that splitting the atom is the greenest energy the universe knows. fucking hippies. I want my flying cars that run on nothing but liquid nitrogen!
it isn't real levitation. it is what is known as quantum locking. take a superconductor, super cool it, and then throw in a hand full of magnets and the supercooled superconducting object becomes suspended in relation to the magnets which use their field to hold it in place (hence the term "locking"). very cool. here's a video of an object that has been quantum locked and all the neat-o things you can do with it. Theoretically applied, something like this would be the basis for all you folks out there wondering where your flying cars are at.
Give it a few decades till someone builds a magnetic road and devises a propulsion system. i am a fan of the roller coaster push/pull magnetic system which would use the road you're on to move you by changing the +/- poles of the magnet as you coast along to push/pull you to your destination. and just program a computer to make it all work, gas up your superconductor of a magic carpet with some liquid nitrogen and away you go. Granted the energy needed to do this would require a lot more nuclear power plants to be built...something all you hippies won't let happen regardless of the fact that splitting the atom is the greenest energy the universe knows. fucking hippies. I want my flying cars that run on nothing but liquid nitrogen!
sometimes i get sad because i know the amazing things in life all have to end eventually.
i always get a little depressed after the rock and shock ends. i see all these great friends that i've made over the years and for 4 days we drink free booze at the after parties and only get an hour of sleep each night, we go back stage and even occasionally up on stage, but most importantly we get to get together. living spread out over the US and beyond, its the one time a year we are all in the same place at the same time.
and its wonderful.
but its over now and i know it will be another 363 days till i see everyone again...
i always get a little depressed after the rock and shock ends. i see all these great friends that i've made over the years and for 4 days we drink free booze at the after parties and only get an hour of sleep each night, we go back stage and even occasionally up on stage, but most importantly we get to get together. living spread out over the US and beyond, its the one time a year we are all in the same place at the same time.
and its wonderful.
but its over now and i know it will be another 363 days till i see everyone again...
its that time of the year again!
ROCK AND SHOCK!!!
if you're going look around for me. if you're lucky i may be able to finagle you back stage or up to the after parties...but no promises.
ROCK AND SHOCK!!!
if you're going look around for me. if you're lucky i may be able to finagle you back stage or up to the after parties...but no promises.
rucked up mt wachusett with my brother and his girlfriend.
65 lbs of gear in my ruck.
20 minutes to summit.
we were practically jogging the whole way up.
awesome.
65 lbs of gear in my ruck.
20 minutes to summit.
we were practically jogging the whole way up.
awesome.
Why is everyone so upset by the death of steve jobs? people die. i go to funerals almost every day and the people i put in the ground have done a lot more for the world than he did.
i bury fucking heros. but very few people seem to care about them.
steve jobs was what oh so many of you have complained about oh so many times. he was a business man getting as rich as he could selling people things they dont need. he is no different from any other big business CEO. How is the CEO of any number of hated companies different from steve jobs? the answer is they are exactly the same.
i bury fucking heros. but very few people seem to care about them.
steve jobs was what oh so many of you have complained about oh so many times. he was a business man getting as rich as he could selling people things they dont need. he is no different from any other big business CEO. How is the CEO of any number of hated companies different from steve jobs? the answer is they are exactly the same.
He said I wanna see you again
But I'm stuck in colder weather
Maybe tomorrow will be better
Can I call you then
She said you're a ramblin' man
You ain't ever gonna change
You got a gypsy soul to blame
And you were born for leavin'
