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DECEMBER 4, 2011 @ 09:13 PM


so i need some opinions.

...about women...

yeah it's one of those blogs.

so anyways I have been throughout my life a sexual connoisseur of women. I have done relatively little dating and instead preferred to have long standing sexual flings with a lot of different girls. but as it would turn out, recently I've been desiring to actually get into a relationship more and more. So over the last few months I've been looking.

I have recently come across two girls, or rather I should say they just about literally fell in my lap. Girl A is a sweet college girl with a shaved head. She is smoking hot, likes cars, has a pet bearded dragon, and is really fantastic in bed (sex with her is like porn movie sex only we are both getting off repeatedly). The down side to her is she has a minor personality disorder which is apparently completely controlled by some pills but the option for a complete crazy shit show is there and the other down side is she lives like a 50 min drive away. Oh also as an apparent side of the medication during times of extreme stress (good or bad) she blacks out. So like she cant remember like 20 min after an orgasm. or if someone attacked her she wouldn't remember anything past that initial hit of adrenaline. her memory comes back once her body has calmed itself. Which i think is pretty weird.

Girl B lives right near me though. She's in the army but definitely doesn't look it. She's smoking hot too with this amazing head of shimmering golden brown hair. She's a wicked guy's girl and hanging out, watching the game, knocking back some beers and ordering a pizza is basically her idea of a good time (mine too). Extra perks involved with her being an army chick is that i can fart in front of her and say just about any offensive thing I want and she'll just laugh with me. The down sides to her are we kinda work together (albeit relatively infrequently) and when she gets drunk and we have sex she always asks if she can put a finger or one of her toys in my ass and I'm fairly certain that given the opportunity she'll tie me up some time and do it anyways...and at the moment I like having my anal virginity intact.

Anyways both the girls are pretty cool to hang out with, maybe B is a little cooler cause I can just be a typical dude with her but girl A definitely has the upper hand when it comes to awesome sex. not that girl B is in any way disappointing in bed, but A may be the best sex I've ever had.

So who do you think I should start something up with? I'm most definitely not the kind of guy to date two girls at once, so I'd really like to kind of make a decision with who to pursue.
Comments
Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

DEC 05, 2011 07:16 AM

And here I thought you only loved me! frown tongue

Girl B sounds more like a stable thing and like she has more to offer than just great sex. Plus, I am always all for a girl that wants to play with a boys ass....so sorry, but she gets my approval right there. Even if you and your butt don't approve. biggrin

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

DEC 05, 2011 12:30 PM

Oh you'd love it! Don't knock it until you try it!

Jhay

Jhay

South Haven, MI
October 2007

DEC 05, 2011 05:40 PM

Ok in response to your comment on my blog.. That shit is always an option but I'm trying not to do damage here, and fucking whatever I can find will do irrevocable damage to my current budding long term relationship. In the past that was a successful tactic but now, not so much.

Now in regards to your problem.. anyone, and I do mean anyone, can over time be molded into the perfect sexual partner. While A might be better than B right now, B can certainly be trained. She's an army brat so you know she'll listen to barked commands from a superior (haha). B is also more fun to hang out with outside of the bedroom. Cmon bro.. Beer, games, and pizza.

As for the anal play, its really nothing to worry about. I wouldnt reccomend toys, they are often too big, oh and they are shaped like dicks.. but dude a finger is small and a prostate massage is fucking amazing if you just chill the fuck out. If anyone should be worried, its her. Because if she does it right, you'll blow your load right out the back of her skull and kill her. Its that good.

Jhay

Jhay

South Haven, MI
October 2007

DEC 05, 2011 06:10 PM

Well my "relationshipee" is about 11 hours away for the moment (puts your 50 minute drive into perspective), and I wont see her for 23 days.

So, furious masturbation it is!

Jhay

Jhay

South Haven, MI
October 2007

DEC 05, 2011 06:14 PM

The only way this could get any better is if we were painting the same canvas.

PaytenPanic

PaytenPanic

Stafford Springs, CT
October 2011

DEC 07, 2011 07:38 AM

only pretty much pretty hot? awww i was going for just wicked hot loll (: kidding (: thank you

PaytenPanic

PaytenPanic

Stafford Springs, CT
October 2011

DEC 07, 2011 02:09 PM

oh thankaaaa biggrin

Elody

Elody

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

DEC 07, 2011 05:56 PM

its about organized crime in atlantic city during prohibition.
its intense!

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

DEC 08, 2011 03:59 PM

Girl B.

missmalice_

missmalice_

Conway, AR
October 2005

DEC 09, 2011 01:08 PM

B, avoid the crazies for now

Rexx

Rexx

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

DEC 09, 2011 10:09 PM

its true. perhaps i will quit everything and just traverse the country questioning every diner i come into contact with about what variety of coffee they brew.... biggrin

both girls sound awesome. i'm not a finger sticker but apparently if she sticks her finger in your ass you'll have an awesome orgasm. just what i've heard. haha the personality thing could be crazy...but then again most women can tend to get crazy during pms so whats a little extra? haha go with your gut. whoever you are having fun and being yourself with, go for it. if you have to pick between two girls though, perhaps neither is the right one for long term dating? when you find that one, you'll know. 50 minutes isn't so bad! i've been with my dude for three years now. we started with a 2 hour distance. went to a 7 hour distance. and now we live together....it was totally worth it. (girl number one totally had me at bearded dragon.)

Rexx

Rexx

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

DEC 09, 2011 10:10 PM

and hopefully both of these girls are down to devour massive cheeseburgers with you. i expect you to sell yourself to noone less than an amazing lard ass at heart.

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