so I awoke this morning to the sounds of a baby child grunting with poopy furry. At first I giggled to myself thinking, (oh my god that's funny) Then I remembered quite fast that its my child. It was suddenly less funny. So I stood up walked over stubbed my toe yell softly (cause of the child) "FFFFUUck fuck damn shiting damn fucks." The baby then giggled at me making it all better. Ok not really but I did snach her little buns out of there and proceeded To change her. As I was taking the poo filled diaper Out from underneath her she thought it would be funny to kick it. it hit me in the face. I must tell you not funny. I Panicked and gagged. All I wanted to do was wash my face and cry. But I had to finish cleaning the baby. so I did tears streaming down my face. I put her in her crib and ran to the bathroom. Cleaned off my face and was ready for the day to be better and it was. Till I went to the store and forgot everything I needed but I did get a 52ounce bottle filled that up with ice water and was on my way home. At which point I was yelled at by random kids (damn kids) and my third eye blind cd stopped working and sadness was a flow. So trying to forget the worst thing that happend (third eye blind) today I keep driving and started to drink my water oh yeah its good then like somebody knew I was getting enjoyment Out of the day granny no license Bumps my car causesing me to spill my water all over my pants. It was cold my penis was gone had a vagina and so I got out she didn't and she drove off. I said well fuck when more kids drove by laughing at the guy who pissed his pants. They said "what kinda man pisses his pants" to which I said (keep in mind inny penis) "no man at all I have no dick tis gone I'm but a lovely lady I Blew a kiss and got back in my car drove away singing I feel pretty. I must say today was a great shitty day.
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Third eye blind sadness