not into: Prudes. Any woman who believes that ignoring me or remaining silent will motivate me to try harder to impress her. Any woman who believes that just because we spoke online she can invite herself within fifteen feet of me, while remaining annonymous or not, and still remain in my good books. The Right and Left Wing, Conservative and Liberal politics. People who confuse the medium with the message. Meddlesome individuals. Cowards who are too stupid or talentless to step out line, who serve no purpose other than to drag people down to their level. Self-aggrandizing bullshit artists attempting to pass a vice fuelled hissy fit off as a band. Peace, love, pacifist, hippie bullshit. Fighting for the wrong cause. Taking part in negotiations. Martyrs. People who want to sponge off my talent for nothing in return. Anyone who believes I owe them a fucking thing after they've deceived me or gone behind my back. Groups. Virgo women. My community (or lack there of). Opportunistic, social climbing, money chasing, yuppie trash.
makes me sad: Relationships that are nothing more than business transactions. Business.
hobbies: Being uncooperative and potentially hostile towards anyone I'm not fucking and then even still...
vices: Saying I'll do something and then doing something completely different. Saying I can't do something, and then doing it better than you can.
occupation: Pretending I'm stupider than I actually am... In my free time I'm Johnny Mneumonic
current crush: I'm too jaded... I'm sure my next one will be full of fail.
stats: Perpetually disappointed, bordering on livid. People have been telling me I look like an anime character since high school. I'm easily mistaken for a woman from a distance
heroes: Spiderman, Spike Spiegel, Spawn/Al Simmons, Jackie Estacado/The Darkness, Dr. Manhattan, Pein/Nagato (Naruto)
gets me hot: Assertive, Confident, Sexually Aggressive, Bedroom Eyes, Bee-Stung Lips
favorite position: The one that makes me feel immortal. Plough, Lazy Doggie/Variations of Doggie, Girl on Top+Chair, Straddling my face
fantasy: Tie your shoelaces now
sign: Pisces
MY PIGEONHOLES: Goth, Punk, Metalhead, Bookworm, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories
