
About Me
Sometimes when you stare into Duchamp, he stares back at you, and he makes you feel kind of silly -- but in a happy sort of way, like you just took a really long pee.
MEMBER SINCE: December 2004
i lost my virginity: on Earth-C-Minus. It was rough.
gets me hot: golden showers
stats: 6' 180 lbs.
Due to my sinful lifestyle, God decided to send a Great Flood through my living room last night. Thankfully, because of my elevated design scheme (assuming a corner of my sofa's wooden frame doesn't rot apart), the only casualties were my copies of 'Jane Eyre' and 'Marvel: Five Fabulous Decades of the World's Greatest Comics.' The latter was a gift, though, and I'm pretty irked because I used it for reference a lot. Also, I'm going to have to smell mold for the next 48 hours while the landlord replaces the carpet.





