Yar. Been a while since the last update.

I got a new day job that pays quite a bit more than the last one, which has allowed me to slack on nearly everything; except working that is. I have to be there in about an hour and I'm clocking in with almost forty hours already. Yay for massive overtime.

I guess there was this flood down south some place. Anyone heard of this thing? Sounds pretty bad. Luckly it's only going to get worse in the next few days.

Anyway, I digress, with a new job I've been able to save up a good amount of money and should be buying a new notebook and digital SLR pretty soon...at which point I'll throw my old film SLR into a fire pit.

Tons of other stuff to say but I've really got to be heading to work now. Drugs and kisses.

Boston Sucks. The band and the city, just to clarify.

Cleaned up my basement to make room for the music recording studio thing. MP3s coming soon. Yadda yadda.

Culture shock went down today. It was alright. Tons of DJs and a skate comp. I was gonna be the sound guy for my friends band S'ven E'vn (Seven Even; stupid name, I know.) But the sound equipment got jacked by DJs so they just did it out of amps. Sounded shitty, but they put on a good show anyway. Cool guys.

My band still doesn't have a name...these are some we've been rolling around. Like one? Have a cool idea? Give advice.

1. In A Bad Way
2. Alien Autopsy Machine
3. The Chainsaw Faithless
4. Shortbus Suicide

"Dog Sex Wedding Video" came up but it's a little more fucked up than I'd like for a band name, but it'll make a swell song.

I just woke up. The world is a fuzzy place when you're all alone in a pile of jam. Swoosh swoosh sweep eat toaster thingys.

Huh? Fuck, sleep walking again. Last night was lame. Tonight....lame.

If anyone wants to tell me what is awesome please do....tell me...what it is...that is awesome.


(Just woke up, so sue me.)

I've been puking teh non stop styles. Like 13 times in the last two days.

6 inches forward 5 inches back.
I GOT AN ANGRY INCH.

Working on a new song for my band, which isn't really even a band at all. It's just two guys, a bass, a guitar and a bunch of electronics.

But anyway it's called "the enemy" and it goes like this:

MY LIFE IS WASTED
I AM HATED
THE SACRED COWS FLOCK TO ME
IN TONGUES THEY TALK TO ME
I KISS CRUCIFIED FEET THAT BLEED
PRAY FOR ME

ANTI CHRIST I
DYING EYES CRY FOR ME
YOUR CHILDREN LIE FOR ME
STEAL AND CHEAT
THIS IS MY MISERY
PRAY FOR ME

FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK THIS LIFE
KILL MYSELF
I WANNA DIE TONIGHT

MY LIFE IS WASTED
I AM HATED
BODIES AROUND ME ASTOUNDING
THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST
NEVER SOUNDED NICE TO ME
WHO THE FUCK IS CHRIST TO ME?
THE ENEMY

FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK THIS LIFE
KILL MYSELF
I WANNA DIE TONIGHT

FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK THIS LIFE
KILL MYSELF
I WANNA DIE TONIGHT

CARRY HER AWAY FROM HERE
GOD CARRIED HER AWAY
I STAY HERE TO SUFFER
GOD STOLE AWAY MY LOVER
CARRY HER AWAY
OH GOD CARRY HER AWAY

WHO IS CHRIST TO ME?
THE MOTHER FUCKING ENEMY

FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK THIS LIFE

FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK THIS LIFE
KILL MYSELF
I WANNA DIE TONIGHT

FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK THIS LIFE

FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK THIS LIFE
KILL MYSELF
I WANNA DIE TONIGHT

I'm a chipper young lad with a sunny disposition.

The Eight Clown Commandments

I will keep my acts, performance and behavior in good taste while I am in costume and makeup. I will remember at all times that I have been accepted as a member of the clown club only to provide others, principally children, with clean clown comedy entertainment. I will remember that a good clown entertains others by making fun of himself or herself and not at the expense or embarrassment of others.

I will learn to apply my makeup in a professional manner. I will provide my own costume. I will carry out my appearance and assignment for the entertainment of others and not for personal gain or personal publicity when performing for either the International club or alley events. I will always try to remain anonymous while in makeup and costume as a clown, though there may be circumstances when it is not reasonably possible to do so.

I will neither drink alcoholic beverages nor smoke while in makeup or clown costume. Also, I will not drink alcoholic beverages prior to any clown appearances. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady, never interfering with other acts, events, spectators, or individuals. I will not become involved in or tolerate sexual harassment or discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, disability or any protected status.

I will remove my makeup and change into my street clothes as soon as possible following my appearance, so that I cannot be associated with any incident that may be detrimental to the good name of clowning. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady at all times.

While on appearance in makeup and costume, I will carry out the directives of the producer or his designated deputies. I will abide by all performance rules without complaint in public.

I will do my very best to maintain the best clown standards of makeup, costuming, properties, and comedy.

I will appear in as many clown shows as I possibly can.

I will be committed to providing an atmosphere free of discrimination and harassment for clowns of all ages to share ideas and learn about the art of clowning.

I have too much time on my hands. So do you. Check it: CLICK ME.

Last night me and two of my best friends swam in this big outdoor pool, at midnight. It was awesome, it's been so hot out lately.

Other than that...

Fuckin' $140 cellphone bill.

Fetish Factory takes the castle by storm. Saturday, August 20th 2005 (10pm - 3am).

Oh and Defcon (defcon.org) is gonna be happening in a week and three days. I won't be there this year cause my haxx0ring skillz are gonna be put to work haxx0ring a BFLLC server to life. But it's $80 at the door and if you're into the computer underground you should go. Iunno when HOPE happens this year (because it's not as good as Defcon) but you can check that out online too.

I'm gonna go smoke some cigarettes. Wish me luck.

Go take a hike...AND DON'T FORGET THE TRAIL MIX, BITCH!


Yo yo yo! I just spent the day at the adult book and video. What a total waste of time that was. 72% of the people that go into those places are NOT normal, but look who's talking right?

Now I get blow up dolls and everything, I can understand that some dudes need the company...but WHAT THE FUCK is up with blow up "party pigs" and "love ewes." Blow up doll animals with workable wobbly bits freaks my shit. PIRATE.

If you've never heard Sperm by Relative Ash you're missing out. You're not even alive yet. YOU HAVE YET TO LIVE!

It goes:

Take me for example
More than you can handle
Mix me with placenta
Strong against my grandma
Wasted masturbation
Bedroom's decorated...
With my sperm

Depression
Great imagination
I'm sane
My imagination mix me with her

Is this all your weak ass has for me?!
Is this all your weak ass has for me?!
Is this all your weak ass has for me?!
Is this all your weak ass has for me?!

Stop your crying, stop your whining
You little bitch
Stop your crying, stop your whining
You little...

My disease, apologies
I need more than just drink some warm milk
Honey, slit my wrists
Close to hating razors
Shell out pain to strangers
A place to lay my head
Kitchen floor he said
I'm sane
My imagination mix me with her

Is this all your weak ass has for me?!
Is this all your weak ass has for me?!
Is this all your weak ass has for me?!
Is this all your weak ass has for me?!

stop your crying, stop your whining
you little bitch
stop your crying, stop your whining
you little...

Sometimes I hurt myself...

You don’t know what pain is
Till you sit on your pretty little cloud,
Your porcelain god.
I look through the mirror,
MY WRISTS BLEED!

stop your crying,
stop your whining,
stop your crying,
stop your whining,
stop your crying,
stop your whining!