Rainy days and Mondays always make me sing Carpenters songs.

My new sitcom, The Harlem Shaking Dead, has been green-lit!!

Fuck you! I won't spring forward! (Holds onto feet of fall back).

You know how serious I am by the design on my pajama pants.

I will not spring forward. You can't make me. I'm going to fall back tonight in protest! That way on Saturday night I'll just spring forward to the same spot. Me = genius.

This week needs to end. I declare immediate Saturday!

I am watching "The Avengers" again.. I can't remember if it's the third time or the Thorth. Bwahahaha. Ahem.

Don't talk to me until I've had my 47th cup of coffee.

Super windy today.. sorry neighbors.. now you find out why I never raked the leaves!

In honor of Monday, this post sucks!