Yay for almost April and 40 degrees. Who doesn't like frozen Easter eggs?

Man, Mondays suck. They are mucho doo doo. No bueno!

I just video edited myself doing something magical.. I AM THE MINDFREAK!

I thought I was being a worthless slug this week, but margarita salt just spilled on me and nothing happened.

Just got back from Vegas.. I still have some money and no STDs.. I did it wrong!!

I have been WAYYY too productive for early on a Saturday. I must now sit in my underwear, eat pizza and watch Hoarders for at least two hours.

Who wants to drink some Strawberry Quick and rock out to some Nickelback? Oh.. me either.

What's the world record for most ignored blogs in the row?

I hate leg workout day. Anyone got some nice legs I can borrow?

Las Vegas next week! Gonna get some slut action! Oh. I mean slots?