It's hump day! What did you hump? I'm humping the hell out of this easy chair in my pajama pants.
I love ebay. Five minutes on there and I have a list of things I HAVE TO OWN FROM MY PAST that I didn't even remember before then.
Ah, the Voice is on. Again. I wish it would lose it's.. voice for just a week.
Bates Motel night! EEP EEP EEP! (THAT.. was a fine imitation of the psycho music).
Grillin' Burger Style! (Does slightly varied Gangnam dance as he lights grill)
Someone is shooting off fireworks in the distance.. gotta love rednecks. Happy April 9th, I guess!
Am I the world's biggest lazy ass for just raking last year's leaves today or is that the NEVER GIVE UP spirit?? haha
Less than two months away until I have the finest of cheap above ground pools in my backyard. I'm going to be on a cheap air mattress not giving a damn!
Sitting out on the deck in some awesome weather having a Jagerbomb and munching some dry frosted flakes. That's right, I'm fucking awesome.
