Best coffee recipe ever: One cup Kahlua.. cream, sugar.. eh, who needs the coffee??
Sunday morning workout time!! Things that are more fun: poison ivy, bamboo under fingernails, gonorrhea. And I've only had one of those. Haha.
On April Fool's Day is this place all Puritan women in full length dresses? These are the things I wonder.
SEX! BOOZE! MONEY! Now that I have your attention, someone send me one of those things! 
Thursdays suck. Down with Thursdays.. and take Tuesday with you! The workweek should be Monday, Hump Day and Friday. I need a drink.
Why does NO ONE know how to drive when it rains? It's water, people.. it's not a magic substance that rots your brain and reflexes.
