Any sexy nurses out there? I need one for my big throbbing pulsating quivering.. headache. Thank goodness I ran out of adjectives.

Tuesdays suck. This message has been brought to you by the Friday council.

Well, I just Cyber Monday-ed! Now I'm broke and didn't even get to take my underwear off. Cyber ain't what it used to be.

Football, underwear, chair. Just a scantily dressed french maid away from perfection.

I need an old school crazy trouble-makin' naked party Saturday. Not that I ever really had them before, but still!

Yeah, so turns out having 6,000 calories in one day doesn't make for the best next day.

Shopping in my underwear on Amazon > Standing in line anywhere.

Who needs their turkey stuffed? Bread buttered? Ham glazed? Lame innuendoed?

Amazon is killing me with their pre-Black Friday deals. Sorry, family, I spent all your present money!!

What's the record for worthless blogs in a row?? +1 for me!