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SXSW: Awesome with a Pinch of Lame

Posted in Music Mar 26, 2008 by Hunter

As I write this, I�m sitting in an RV somewhere between Atlanta, GA and Tallahasse, Florida. I�m hung over, coughing my lungs out, mildly disoriented, menaced...

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The A-Team Movie: Oh Yeah, I'm Excited.

Posted in Celeb Mar 23, 2008 by TheCoolerKing

The A-Team was my favorite prime time show growing up. More action packed than "Knight Rider", less lame super-copter based than "Air-Wolf" and, unfortunately,...

58 Comments

Iraq Asshole Fuckface Roundup!

Posted in Politics Mar 22, 2008 by FearTheReaper

First of all, happy fucking birthday, Iraq War. You�ve had a rough couple of years and only the retarded seem to like you. You drew the short stick. ...

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Angry Black Men Are Scary

Posted in Politics Mar 20, 2008 by FearTheReaper

America seems to be in a lot of trouble. We have a possible Democratic presidential candidate who has been spiritually mentored by a black pastor who is...

430 Comments

7 Best Gunslingers of all Time... And Why They Needed to Drink

Posted in Culture Mar 19, 2008 by TheCoolerKing

I love the Old West. I greatly enjoy every aspect of it -- fact or fiction -- that has trickled down over my senses over the past 30-odd-years. Movies,...

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Hillary: You Lost. Go Away.

Posted in Politics Mar 18, 2008 by FearTheReaper

I do not know what in the fuck Hillary Clinton is doing. There is no way she can legitimately win the Democratic nomination. Turns out, a long time ago...

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Granny Fends Off Mugger. Simple But Cool

Posted in Culture Mar 16, 2008 by TheCoolerKing

As much as I like finding a mediocre story and adding a ton of jokes to it, sometimes a great one falls into your lap, with no heavy lifting required. Whole...

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Asshole Fuckface Roundup #37

Posted in Politics Mar 15, 2008 by FearTheReaper

God set aside today for the minions to read the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Many people have asked me over the years the name of the very first Asshole Fuckface.

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Suck My Fallon, Bush.

Posted in Politics Mar 13, 2008 by FearTheReaper

Before the Iraq War, George Bush made sure to purge the military of all the naysayers. And by naysayers, I mean people who knew what they were talking...

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Sagittarius Wants to Kill You

Posted in Geek Mar 12, 2008 by Flux

One of the reasons why I�ve had a hard time completely rejecting astrology is the fact that I�m such a stereotypical Sagittarius: the optimistic, free-spirited...

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Feel The Pride, America!

Posted in Politics Mar 11, 2008 by FearTheReaper

The treatment of Omar Khadr is an ...

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Food Coma: Something New, Something Old

Posted in Culture Mar 10, 2008 by scott_ian

Since we last met I�ve been busy with Anthrax, playing guitar in and co-managing Pearl, writing for a side project called Methusaleh with some lovely fellows...

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Vigilante Builds Robot, Cleans Up Streets

Posted in Culture Mar 9, 2008 by TheCoolerKing

Who doesn't love a vigilante? Criminals, that's who. (Sure, innocent bystanders, overworked cops and the wrongly accused probably aren't real big on them...

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Asshole Fuckface Roundup #36

Posted in Politics Mar 8, 2008 by FearTheReaper

Congrats on surviving through another week. Your sweet, sweet reward is another Asshole Fuckface Roundup. My weekly misfortune is the multitude of idiots...

44 Comments

John McShit

Posted in Politics Mar 6, 2008 by FearTheReaper

I feel like with all the attention surrounding the Democratic primary, we have forgotten how horrible John McCain is as a potential president. Holy fucking...

180 Comments

Time is Now: Invade Germany

Posted in Culture Mar 5, 2008 by TheCoolerKing

Poor Hitler... Poor, poor Hitler. (A phrase undoubtedly put "on ice" shortly after WWII and, even then, only used by his closest friends, and, perhaps,...

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Waterboarding? You mean like X-Games?

Posted in Culture Mar 2, 2008 by TheCoolerKing

Sure, I'm up for a little waterboarding... Is that the one where you ride the boat's wake? On a board or whatever?

Isn't that what it sounds like? It...

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Tim Russert: Super Douche

Posted in Politics Feb 28, 2008 by FearTheReaper

I was trying to focus on how much I don�t like Hillary Clinton during Tuesday night�s debate, but some asshole kept distracting me. The asshole's name...

52 Comments