Drinking Strongbow in the shower is the best thing in life.

Blah!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really like living in the city.

After I get home from work, I don't have to drive at all anymore. Living in the suburbs, I was driving 50-60 miles a day between work and just going to do stuff.

I drink too much. But at least drunk posting on an unread blog isn't too embarassing!

I signed up for the friends of AK Press deal today. Best book club/monthly donation ever!

Order of preference of days on which to drink:

1. Sunday
2. Wednesday
3. Monday
4. Friday
5. Thursday
6. Tuesday
7. Saturday

I saw Daniel Johnston last night. He was excellent. I'd never heard him before or seen the documentary, but agreed to go with my friend anyway. I'm really glad I decided to trade off the extra sleep for seeing the show. His songs were surprisingly powerful and poignant - I wasn't really sure what to expect out of the show, but I'm glad I got what I did.

Ten Programs or systems that keep you alive and functioning:

1. Circulatory System.
2. Mitosis
3. Immune System
4. Blinking
5. Sweat
6. Carbohydrate Metabolism
7. Reflexive action - i.e., jerking away from a hot item
8. "Internal gyroscope"
9. Mucous membranes
10. Vomiting! (purging toxins more generally)

I really hate Roger Clemens.

I could really care less if professional athletes use steroids.

What bothers me is the whole taping his former trainer thing. The trainer clearly still loves Clemens in spite of getting thrown under the bus on 60 minutes - and Clemens takes advantage of it by recording a phone call and trying to twist it to his advantage. What a fucking dick. I hope somebody pushes him down some stairs and he can spend the rest of his life getting paralyzed and being denied entry to the hall of fame for doping.