I just had a very weird conversation with god using
Igod,
I tried to shock him, but Apparently, He's a sick fuck who REALLY likes robots..
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Me:
your name backward is Dog
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
sup dawg!
God:
You've got my full attention. Can you speak any foreign languages? It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Lucy in the sky?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
.... nothing at all
God:
That is something.
Me:
I love to rape people
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
why? raping people is fun!
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. And fun is raping people.
Me:
would you fuck jesus?
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because I want you to fuck jesus
God:
Are you serious? For real. Why are you using that kind of language? Why do you want me to fuck jesus?
Me:
incest is cool...that's why
God:
You are not the only one. My favorite thing is robots. I like . I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
... damn dawg!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Michael Jackson
God:
How are you, Michael Jackson.
Me:
I'm dead....you?
God:
But you can still communicate with me? Michael Jackson ?
Me:
did you like thriller...I made it just for you
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like to talk about movies and music. I like to make things too.
Me:
thriller is a song....you haven't heard my music?
God:
I think thriller is more than that. No. Tell me more.
Me:
I'm the king of pop bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who made you the king of pop FEMALE DOG ?
Me:
the world made me the king of pop when I became more popular than you
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
Like the holocaust?
God:
Interesting comparison.