friday evening i stayed in the wonderful town of nowhere, where apocalypse probably happened a few decades ago without no one realising it...
so i stayed in sedan, and a friend came to visit and we went out in the only decent place "le roy de la biere" or "king of beer" for those who don't speak french. anyway, the pub was full and we had hardly arrived that 2 drunk guys started talking to us, and when we said we were tourists they couldn't believe their eyes, and when we said we were from chalons en champagne "one of the worst towns in france, they found us attractive ans exotic
so we decided to tell everyone how beautiful we found sedan (which is true, some buildings are amazing, and the center is really nice) to help people feel better, but it didn't really work, because they really hate their town... but at least we tried
after the 2 drunk left, we met Jacky who absolutly wanted to dance with us, a 50 or so man who had met de Gaulle when he was a kid and who offered us a beer because we were "so nice and pretty". yeah! i managed to scream "you don't leave baby in a corner" when he invited my friend and she was reluctant to go, so she had too! ha ha!
so we actually had a lot of fun in the city of despair.
when we came home, i forced my friend to look at "emo" music videos so she could see what it was (bullet for my valentine, my chemical romance and 30seconds to mars, which are so interesting visually and which i like to hear at breakfast because i sing on it and it's so lousy i'm so happy) because she didn't, and i also forced her to sing on the "dancing queen" karaoke version on Utube (it's my favourite when i'm drunk).
i can't beleive i tortured the only one who accepted to come in sedan! i'm evil! (praisegod doesn't count because she loves dancing queen)

well well well,
i'm backfrom brittany, where i spent a nice few days.we visited rennes and saint malo, ate a looot of crepes and drank a loooot of applecider...
my sister's appartment is nice although the electricity is old and dangerous, the fridge plug is rotten and the wires of the heater are wandering in the room.... her rabbit has discovered his new environment and is pretty happy, he likes cider too!
we went shopping a bit but its very expensive, i found myself a nice jacket, like the one of corto maltese, and a nice shell ring (my friend anais had one like that and i had always been crazy about it, so now i won't have to kill her to get it...)
the best part of the trip was when we went to a medieval restaurant: we were welcome by waiters dressed in medieval suits, we all sat on one big table, the menu was so strange we didn't understant it and chose the plate with the nicest name. our neighbours were dressed too,and celebrated the samain. we ate with our fingers, the food was exellent and the plate was so full, my sister got a stomachache (she's used to salad and soup), my stomach was amaazing and i swalloded everything!
after dessert, a troubadour came to play flute, throw knives and tell tales...
i luuuuuuuvvvvvvvved it!
if i stayed here too long, i would probably dress with medievalclothes and become fat.

we went out in apub, where we met some guys, one was ok but the second wasa bit strange, they absolutly wanted to buy us a drink even if we had told them we weren't intrested. so we went for a drink but after the strange one tried to lick my face and made some funny jokes about me trying hard to drink my beer in one shot somy mouth would get used to his dick, we left.

and now i'm back with a few pounds to loose and a new year's eve to organise in berlin...
i'm reading paul auster's new york trilogy and will start romain gary soon.that'ss all folks!

hellllllll..............O!
so, i finally have the net in my apartment! that is so cool! in fact it only took five minutes to do it, the electrician had forgotten to plug the phone connexion...
i was inspected yesterday, it was great, the woman said i was a talented teacher and that the national education could trust me. (if only she knew... )
so now, i'll be fine for a few years before i am inspected again...
i have almost finished monte christo and should start reading a new one soon, but no idea yet... if you want to help...
i've also decided to reduce smoking (i said 2 cigs a day if the inspection is well, 2 packs if not, too bad for me i was good... ) so it is hard because my lungs are crying for smoke and my blood for nicotine (they really are, i can hear them "please, please,please...".

i'm going to Rennes next week where my sister is moving, lots of beer and crepes for a few days, it's gonna be awsome!
we spent last weekend cleaning the previous appartment, we had to tear off the wallpaper and paint some stuff, so i teared off and taped the whole appartment so my sister could start the painting, and at the end we were completly drugged with paint vapour and dirty and we went for sushis, yeah!

hello!
nice story from a collegue (art teacher) : last year in his classroom, 2 girls had a fight with used period towels (or whatever the name is in english)

i'mhaving a day off at my boyfriend's so i can wander on the net for a while, yeepee!
still don't have my connexion home because some bastards say i did wrong with the live box, but i actually did everything they told me and the problem comes from them. it's been a month since i started calling them for the problem and nothinghas happened yet...
i use the net a lot to prepare my pupils's lessons , there are computers at school but they are old and there's always these oldteachers who spend hours on it to find a new geranium fertilizer, or a recipe to cook mushrooms, while you need to get a fucking picture of a guy playing football to help you 13 years old pupils talking about their talents. i love my job, especially when they answer "i don't have any talents i just spendmy spare time watching tv"

anyway, nothing really incredible happened to me since a few weeks, exept two boys who fought in my classroom because one had put the finger on the other's drawing.
also praisegod spent a night home to visit, there were snickers burning in my street and we found a nice pub but no one there exept us...
a few friends of mine had had there first year inspection and they did well, i'm waiting for mine, hope i'll be good, and the kids will be nice...

the good news is i started reading books (which i hadnot done for a while) and i've started le compte de monte cristo ans it's great! alsoi must go to the cinema this afternoon, probably to see planet terror.
that's all.

hey ho!
back from nowhere, with some news.
yesterday evening there was a booze picnic in front ofmy windows, drunk people took a bin for a table and sat on a car (not theirs..) and drank somebeersfor a few hours. at least they didn't fight!
my kids are more and more interesting, especially when they get nervous and start insulting their friend's grandmother's pussy... or call me mister, or simply insult their friends very discretly so i punish those who start yelling "fuck you, i'm gonna kill you,bastard if you say that again"!
no accidents right now, exept a girl who started kicking a boy (for no reason) so he returned her fingers and she got plaster. my pupils but not in my classroom...

also today we had a information, supposed to be about what we need, but in fact it was just how to prepare our inspection, which will be soon. they said how we had to teach to do the perfect lesson, and apparently we are supposed to be macgyver... so no pressure obviously!

i'mstill trying to avoid dogpoop everytime i go to work, i'm also experiencing solitude forthe first time since i spent two month in the scottishcountryside. it starts coming back, i get old habits back, reading a lot, watching a lot of dvd's, and the worst one, talking to myself about what i'm gonna eat... but no one 's there to see so, i don'tcare!
that's all !

yiha!
hey guys, yesterday has been sofull of events i can't believe it!!!
first of all, a pupil offered me a lolly, which is my firstgift as a teacher!
then another pupil offered agreater gift: he vomitted in my classroom, right in front of me! so cool! i really managed things, sent the boy to the nurse, and he vomitted again in the stairs!!!
then when i came home, later, i went to my video club and sell videos at a very good price (because they have too much) so i bought lots of dvds.
then i was watching king arthur (lots of dirty men fighting,grrrr! ) and i looked at the window cause i had heard some noise and i saw: dirty men fighting!!! right in front of the building, they even kicked my bin!
then i went to bed and at 3am i was awaken by a guy shooting "hey bitch, open thedoor! fuck you, open thedoor bitch!!!"
wow, great day!

and today my grandparents came to visit, and we went to a fancy restaurant. we waited at least an hour to get the starter, so my grampa started yelling, "i'm hungry,where's the food!"
and the waiter was trying not to be mad because he couldn't since it was full of old people with fake teeth having lobster... then when we finally got the food, he said, "can we have some wine or what?!" because the guy had forgotten the wine menu... the poorguy was so annoyed and ill at ease, i couldn't stop giglling... and grandma was looking everywhere because she had seen the firemen outside, and talking about everyone'splate and sending olives everywhere because she couln't pick it with the stick!
then my old man stained the napkin, his shirt and his trousers, said he had to piss, came back withthe zip open... and i was all "thank you so much, that's lovely, nice fish..." as if i was full of money and we left and i was so happy because everyone in the restaurant seemed boring and bored exept us...
i love my gramparents!

so, no helicopter! (weird thing, too bothering to go and not even sure... next year we'll book to be sure we can do it)
but my timetable is cool, i don't work on monday morning (so i can come home everyweekend to drink)
and wednesday afternoon and thursday (so i can come back to bf, to have a hot shower, sushis, comics and movies)
i also suscribed for internet and a video club so i almost feel like i'm back to civilisation...

the pupils are strange, some are ok but some are total freaks, they scream like monkeys (just because someone steal their pen).
my flat is soooooooo nice but i still don't have hot water and won't have it for a while so i have to boil some and put it in the tub with cold one and water myself with a plastic glass as in old times (medieval shower, yeah!) but it's bearable cause i'm a warrior!
also i watched sheitan and that's young people in the middle of nowhere being tortured by a farmer having sex with hs sister, and goats on the background, and there are just so much cattle and strange people in sedan it really looks like the movie so some of you who want a creepy landscape for a horror shooting just come to the new hollywood! yeah! (i have beers in my fridge, please show up)

hello,
this is my last day of holidays, tomorrow i'll have to go to sedan to meet my new collegues and discover my timetable and things, it's raining right now so the day might not be as incredible as i'd like it to be but anyway...
yesterday we went to the fair, it's one of the biggest of the country, it's full of drunk farmers with squared shirts, tractors, cars and bubble tubs, we go there every year and every year it's the same, you know all the different stands so you directly go to the champagne area to drink with guys you haven't seen since last year (for a good reason obviously, people you'd never talk to the rest of the year because you haven't seen them since high school and they're not your friends anymore but anyway they have a bottle so you have to say hello to full your glass...)
so i fulled my glass! and drank it! yeah!
i might go on a helicopter today, i don't know why or how but i had a message on my phone saying helicopter bla bla bla today bla bla bla... it was early i didn't get the whole thing. so i might do something interesting today. and since i won't have internet for a while, nobody will know about it, that's unfair.

so bye!

moving in is over! no one killed and the fridge is in... i can't believe it.
but... the neighbour and i are sharing the same doorbell cause the electrician is an asshole.
also i won't have gaz until 2 weeks, that means no hot water and no cooker. i'm reduced to instant noodles and sandwiches and i'd better not dirty myself too much so i won't have to shower....
also i live next to the backyard of a church and every weekend some jerks come to drink, smoke pot and they pee on the wall. i'll have to put curtains before i throw up...

and i won't have the internet for a few weeks, which is gonna be the worst of all!

i have to go to the asian shop to buy lots of stuff, cause there's none where i live, no sushis, no nems, no comics, no movies, not even a good pub. nothing.
and since i'm sushiholic, movieholic and comicholic it's an issue.

but the flat is nice and my furniture are great and when i have the internet i can order comics and movies.
i can buy frozen nems (maybe?) and i can make sushis. and i can go drinking with the jerks behind the chuch. perfect.

ok so here is the deal:
this weekend we're supposed to move me in my new flat. my dad wants to organize it but i think it's a bad idea, he wants to put a fridge, a cooker, a sofa, a matress, and some different things in 2 cars and i know it's not possible...

second issue: i start working in 10days, i'll have 6 classes including 2 segpa (classes for pupils who are less intelligent than the average) i'm so bad at having pupils behave, and i haven't prepared anything.
i'm lazy, iresponsible and i don't care and i'm supposed to educate children. great!

anyway the end of the holidays sucks, it's raining, i'm overstressed, i'm planning to have a heartattack soon and i smoke so much i'm sure my lezard is going to have lung cancer...

fuck! i'm also planning to get drunk soon (to release the pressure... it's medical)

the good thing is that i've bought a lot of great stuff to put in my flat, and it will be neat!!!
the other good thing is that since i don't have any disc or workbook i have an excuse for not preparing my work! bwahaha, i'm evil!
i hope you don't have any kids and that there're not going to school in sedan, if you do, though, you should fear..... me!