"I AM teh BADGERPANTIES!!!
Oh wait... testimonials are supposed to be about the other person..
umm.
HE is teh FERRETTROUSERS! "

"He went pee pee in my coke "

"Paul."

"this man is the best road trip buddy. seriously. he thinks of the number 5 during 20 questions, drives like my grandma and loves nick nolte."

"I have to say I loved the man before he got me pregnant and ran off with my sister. The bad thing is my sister is retarded...."

"Once you get past the creepy-factor he pretty much rules.

From what I can tell. Considering I can't see him. Because he's a niiin-ja."

"I heart this man. He's my dream-ninja."

"He's so cool he gave himself a testimonial!!!
one of the smartest and coolest guys on SG for sure! and hes a ninja!!! sssshhhh don't tell anyone!"

"I can testify about this guy.

He's not one to be missed... or fucked with.

We all know what that "anarchy" crap is really cover for.

"

"I would like to say..............who put the Price$$$$ on dirt or on anything for that fact. Dirt never started out with a price?"

"Right back at ya Sugar kisses "