age: 25 (Jul 26, 1987)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2008

occupation: bar manager

i lost my virginity: at 16 in a baseball field dug out... and got caught!!!

stats: cool, awesome, rediculously rad, nerdy as hell, and durable!!!

crush: Idina Menzel

body mods: one tattoo across my shoulder blades

heroes: George Carlin, Mitch Hedburg, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Steve Martin, my mom

most humbling moment: standing in front of hundreds of people, and hearing nothing for minutes, and when I lost my bet to a dolphin that he could attract more women than me,deepseamatch.com

makes me happy: writing, watching movies obsessively, making fun of guys named chad,

makes me sad: the stuff im not into. also the fact that ben affleck is still alive kinda bums me out!!!

fantasy: have sex for 24 hours straight on a pile of a million dollars!

gets me hot: handcuffs, marilyn monroe attire, watching porn while teasing a lover, public sex, long drives.