Man, you ain't never gonna get no Mountain man status like that, your supposed to leave em up and add new ones each year. How many dogs you got under the porch ? Broken appliances and dismantled cars in the yard ? ( it is amazing that Christmas lights are harder to take down than put up, but it's obviously true. Actually the "lights", are my only favorite part of that holiday).
(unless there's a really debacherous party).

Oh yeah, no kiss or lubrication either I bet.
Maybe the chance for a new reality show: contestants will attempt to stop the gas pump at $0.25. The winner gets a whole gallon to take home. If the shit tasted better I'd be drinking it at these prices.
Georgey Oil has visited with his Saudi Butt -buddies, to negotiate increased output = input into many bank accounts, not ours.
Next time your driving and feel like taking a dump, lean your ass up against one of those ,"Kachunk kachunk" oil pumps. It won't do any good, but you might feel better.

Yeah, the spandex is dead. Let us pray it stays that way!!! I will, however consider wearing my spiked elbow to wrist bands and my leather spiked neck colar if it will make you feel better. If I hadn't gotten like 8" taken off my hair a couple of months ago I might have invested in some AquaRock Extra Super Hold and made my hair all big for you too.

lol.. I still have our home made christmas chain dangling around our ceilings and lights in our bedroom!!

haha, nice profile pic, dude.