It is amazing how fast I can royally fuck up something using "perfect omelet."
And it is amazeballs how Sriracha can save a multitude of cooking sins...
And some asshat took it upon themselves to censor a Batman graphic novel from the library...
Image 1: Asshat Censorship
Also for your viewing pleasure...I had decided to shave down my goat...kind of sad and kind of less itchy. This is mid shave. I call it the "half-assed Ra's Al Ghul."
Image 2: Huge Dork
Oh, and I have decided that when I reach my goddamned weight goal (not gonna reach it this year but what the fuck, right?) I'm going to congratulate myself with some new ink. I have two ideas: 1. Gonzo Fist in some location under clothing or 2. Memento Mori over my heart (but in mirrored writing, it is a message to me after all)...
-Doc
And it is amazeballs how Sriracha can save a multitude of cooking sins...
And some asshat took it upon themselves to censor a Batman graphic novel from the library...
Image 1: Asshat Censorship
Also for your viewing pleasure...I had decided to shave down my goat...kind of sad and kind of less itchy. This is mid shave. I call it the "half-assed Ra's Al Ghul."
Image 2: Huge Dork
Oh, and I have decided that when I reach my goddamned weight goal (not gonna reach it this year but what the fuck, right?) I'm going to congratulate myself with some new ink. I have two ideas: 1. Gonzo Fist in some location under clothing or 2. Memento Mori over my heart (but in mirrored writing, it is a message to me after all)...
-Doc
Man, do I know how to push people away and shut them out of my life or what?
fuck...
fuck...
I have now hit the official "quarterlife* crises" point of my life. Even if it it a bit late.
The "is this it? is this REALLY it?" point.
10ish years out of high school, college bachelor's degree, crap (but complacent) job that I drive 20ish miles away for (on this point- I have no fellow employees and have noticed that my social skills have depleted greatly, however because there is not much to do I have found a new way to be more creative with arts and such), married (very happily mind you) to the first person I had sex with, car payments, crap allergies, house payments, card debt, bald (since junior year of H.S.), bad self image (really have had this problem for over a decade goes hand in hand with my weight issues), taking Aleve every morning for old Tae Kwon Do injuries, been trying to lose weight for the last decade, etc etc etc.
I'm pissed that music that I listened to in high school is on the "oldies" station.
And now I need a damn change.
dammit...
-Doc
*edited fucked up and put midlife...heh...I expect to live longer than 59 years...
The "is this it? is this REALLY it?" point.
10ish years out of high school, college bachelor's degree, crap (but complacent) job that I drive 20ish miles away for (on this point- I have no fellow employees and have noticed that my social skills have depleted greatly, however because there is not much to do I have found a new way to be more creative with arts and such), married (very happily mind you) to the first person I had sex with, car payments, crap allergies, house payments, card debt, bald (since junior year of H.S.), bad self image (really have had this problem for over a decade goes hand in hand with my weight issues), taking Aleve every morning for old Tae Kwon Do injuries, been trying to lose weight for the last decade, etc etc etc.
I'm pissed that music that I listened to in high school is on the "oldies" station.
And now I need a damn change.
dammit...
-Doc
*edited fucked up and put midlife...heh...I expect to live longer than 59 years...
Holy sweet Jesus am I out of shape.
Been off the work out wagon for a bit while my knee started to be almost normal with just slight twinges of mind crippling pain. Got on the stationary bike last week. Rode for 18 min with sweat pouring off of me but feeling good. Today went to the local WallyWorld before work and saw a "The Biggest Loser: The Workout" two pack on clearance. Thought to myself that that could be good, have a something to follow and some crappy music blasting and watching people more overweight than I doing this easy-to-moderate workout. Did some reading up on it on Amazon and found that most people were complaining that the workouts are too easy and that you should do two of the 10 min workouts together to burn any calories etc etc etc. And so I thought, "fuck it 20 min isn't so hard. Let's crank this fucker up!" Put in the 30 day Jump Start, Put on the 10 Minute Cardio Level 1 and feel good for about 5 minutes. 7.5 minutes in and I'm dead on my feet. Weezing, sweating buckets, can't catch my damn breath, thirsty as hell, and have to turn the damn thing off and lay down.
Holy shit, I really need to do this. So thus will start my powering forward and doing it. Also starting counting calories on an app that I put on my phone. I can't believe some of the shit I used to eat in high school. No wonder I've had weight problems for the last decade.
On a totally different note-
This is my chin...
I have been growing this for over a year now and its really starting to piss me off. The Wife measured it the other day and it is about 6 inches long all curly like that, with some hairs if pulled on going over 7 inches. I'm really having mixed feelings about chopping it off but I think it may be time for a change. Dunno...
If I do go crazy I'll post an after shot as well...
Not that any of you care/read this at all...
Namaste
-Doc
Been off the work out wagon for a bit while my knee started to be almost normal with just slight twinges of mind crippling pain. Got on the stationary bike last week. Rode for 18 min with sweat pouring off of me but feeling good. Today went to the local WallyWorld before work and saw a "The Biggest Loser: The Workout" two pack on clearance. Thought to myself that that could be good, have a something to follow and some crappy music blasting and watching people more overweight than I doing this easy-to-moderate workout. Did some reading up on it on Amazon and found that most people were complaining that the workouts are too easy and that you should do two of the 10 min workouts together to burn any calories etc etc etc. And so I thought, "fuck it 20 min isn't so hard. Let's crank this fucker up!" Put in the 30 day Jump Start, Put on the 10 Minute Cardio Level 1 and feel good for about 5 minutes. 7.5 minutes in and I'm dead on my feet. Weezing, sweating buckets, can't catch my damn breath, thirsty as hell, and have to turn the damn thing off and lay down.
Holy shit, I really need to do this. So thus will start my powering forward and doing it. Also starting counting calories on an app that I put on my phone. I can't believe some of the shit I used to eat in high school. No wonder I've had weight problems for the last decade.
On a totally different note-
This is my chin...
I have been growing this for over a year now and its really starting to piss me off. The Wife measured it the other day and it is about 6 inches long all curly like that, with some hairs if pulled on going over 7 inches. I'm really having mixed feelings about chopping it off but I think it may be time for a change. Dunno...
If I do go crazy I'll post an after shot as well...
Not that any of you care/read this at all...
Namaste
-Doc
Trying it again and having a little bit of fun here. The hardest damn part for me is getting the picture straight on the shirt...so when this one came out a little crooked at the top, I added the red at the bottom. Not too shabby if I say so myself, and I do-
Also-spending lunch watching Charles Chaplin's The Great Dictator is a fine way to pass the time.
Doc
Also-spending lunch watching Charles Chaplin's The Great Dictator is a fine way to pass the time.
Doc
Had been working the the screen printing equipment the last couple of weeks for an order of aprons for my mother's gourding group (don't laugh they exist, in fact she's been published three times for her work). Made a few dozen aprons with and messed with different emulsion papers and squeegees to get things right. For got how much I totally fucking enjoy doing that.
Kind of. One of the emulsions was utter crap and would only last about three inkings. But other than that, it was damn awesome. So I was looking around online at how to make other designs and found some pictures (actual pictures not outlined like I'd need, it is not a professional machine nor I a professional screenprinter ). So that made me sad. But a little retooling and voila, AWESOMENESS!. Might try to figure out some other pictures to use.
One Sheri Moon Zombie/Rob Zombie piece of art, an afternoon of messing around on the computer and a $3 Walmart tanktop later and here we go! Little higher on the neck line than I would've wanted but, yay!
SICK BUBBLEGUM!
-Doc
Kind of. One of the emulsions was utter crap and would only last about three inkings. But other than that, it was damn awesome. So I was looking around online at how to make other designs and found some pictures (actual pictures not outlined like I'd need, it is not a professional machine nor I a professional screenprinter ). So that made me sad. But a little retooling and voila, AWESOMENESS!. Might try to figure out some other pictures to use.
One Sheri Moon Zombie/Rob Zombie piece of art, an afternoon of messing around on the computer and a $3 Walmart tanktop later and here we go! Little higher on the neck line than I would've wanted but, yay!
SICK BUBBLEGUM!
-Doc
Good lord Weird Al Yankovic can put on a hell of a show...
Don't know how many costume changes the guy did, but by the time he's singing in a giant peacock costume, you know its a quality show.
Played a lot of songs on the Alpocalypse album, but did a ton of older stuff to, including an awesome food medley.
And I think his fat suit is new and improved, the moobs were impressive...
But after the show we went to Yardhouse for reverse happy hour, and now I am still tired. And at work.
I want to take a nap.
dammit.
Doc
Don't know how many costume changes the guy did, but by the time he's singing in a giant peacock costume, you know its a quality show.
Played a lot of songs on the Alpocalypse album, but did a ton of older stuff to, including an awesome food medley.
And I think his fat suit is new and improved, the moobs were impressive...
But after the show we went to Yardhouse for reverse happy hour, and now I am still tired. And at work.
I want to take a nap.
dammit.
Doc
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HOLY FUCK YES!
Even tho I could not make it to SDCC this year, we talked to the owner of the Pop Culture Museum who said he would try to get some stuff for us.
He did not. He said it was the worst year he's ever had to try to get things. That he didn't even get things he wanted for himself because of the lines. And that he had to wait 3+ hours for a friggin' t-shirt.
So anyway that prolly means The Wife and I aren't going again any time soon so mayhaps WonderCon and DragonCon in the near future. And PhxCC Keeps growing to be awesome.
But anywho...
MattyCollector had a their after party sale today and I was able to snag The Tiny Titans and the Polly Pocket Batman Villians playset.
And you may say/ask "Doc, those are girls' toys! Why the heck would you get those?"
And I will look down and whisper "Because fuck you, that's why..."
Also eBay has been a treasure trove of cheap things the fine swag folk would have handed me for free. Including the kick-ass Dredd Badge. And a Warm Bodies tote/luggage tag for the wife (I'll probably use it to put gifts in for x-mas.)
So yeah. This day started on a happy note.
-Doc
Even tho I could not make it to SDCC this year, we talked to the owner of the Pop Culture Museum who said he would try to get some stuff for us.
He did not. He said it was the worst year he's ever had to try to get things. That he didn't even get things he wanted for himself because of the lines. And that he had to wait 3+ hours for a friggin' t-shirt.
So anyway that prolly means The Wife and I aren't going again any time soon so mayhaps WonderCon and DragonCon in the near future. And PhxCC Keeps growing to be awesome.
But anywho...
MattyCollector had a their after party sale today and I was able to snag The Tiny Titans and the Polly Pocket Batman Villians playset.
And you may say/ask "Doc, those are girls' toys! Why the heck would you get those?"
And I will look down and whisper "Because fuck you, that's why..."
Also eBay has been a treasure trove of cheap things the fine swag folk would have handed me for free. Including the kick-ass Dredd Badge. And a Warm Bodies tote/luggage tag for the wife (I'll probably use it to put gifts in for x-mas.)
So yeah. This day started on a happy note.
-Doc
OK LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN!
BENDER IS BACK, BABY! PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR !
So yeah. Been away for far too long. Was going to use this damn thing as a sounding board to see ideas written down and get shit out of my head, but alas, earwax...
Been screen printing aprons and shirts for my mom's gourding group. Did you know they had those? Gourds. You know, gourds. They do some amazing shit with them. all sorts of masks and figures, and artwork. Some of which goes to amazing damn prices. My mom does it for the fun of it and has even been published for her work. Feels good to be screen printing again. Haven't done it in a year or so (since last years Phoenix Comicon, so yeah) and I really need to start doing my own designs again.
Have a whole arsenal of guns ready to be steamed up. But its too damn hot to spray paint outside without the plastic being all fucked up. Then its too rainy. Too windy. Too humid. Curse you Arizona weather! MONSOOOOOON!
Made a bunch of Han Solos that I need to customize and figure out how to frame.
The Wife was excepted into some blood pressure medication study. Then dropped for her depression. Then readmitted. They did the first test and dropped her again because of kidney failures. Which were caused by high blood pressure. Fun. Right?
One of my good friends was hired for a job The Wife wants. Then she was fired for some thing or another. So we are hoping The Wife can swoop in and get it. We just have to hear from the owner when he settles down from going to SDCC. (Its the Phoenix Pop Culture Museum) and hopefully he purchased the SDCC stuff we wanted. WOULD BE SO AWESOME!
Might start filming again when I get the chance. Went back and looked at some of the old movies we made when I was in/just got out of high school. We thought it would be fucking funny to remake them. Some of the actors are on board, so it might actually happen.
And I'm suffering from tendonitis (we hope that's all it is) on my good leg. So hopefully that will heal in a few weeks so's I don't need to see a doctor that I can't afford for treatment I mostdef can't afford. So R.I.C.E. it is for me. Fucked up my shoulder, too. God I need insurance. These chronic pains are shitty.
Sorry to leave it on a down note.
-Doc
BENDER IS BACK, BABY! PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR !
So yeah. Been away for far too long. Was going to use this damn thing as a sounding board to see ideas written down and get shit out of my head, but alas, earwax...
Been screen printing aprons and shirts for my mom's gourding group. Did you know they had those? Gourds. You know, gourds. They do some amazing shit with them. all sorts of masks and figures, and artwork. Some of which goes to amazing damn prices. My mom does it for the fun of it and has even been published for her work. Feels good to be screen printing again. Haven't done it in a year or so (since last years Phoenix Comicon, so yeah) and I really need to start doing my own designs again.
Have a whole arsenal of guns ready to be steamed up. But its too damn hot to spray paint outside without the plastic being all fucked up. Then its too rainy. Too windy. Too humid. Curse you Arizona weather! MONSOOOOOON!
Made a bunch of Han Solos that I need to customize and figure out how to frame.
The Wife was excepted into some blood pressure medication study. Then dropped for her depression. Then readmitted. They did the first test and dropped her again because of kidney failures. Which were caused by high blood pressure. Fun. Right?
One of my good friends was hired for a job The Wife wants. Then she was fired for some thing or another. So we are hoping The Wife can swoop in and get it. We just have to hear from the owner when he settles down from going to SDCC. (Its the Phoenix Pop Culture Museum) and hopefully he purchased the SDCC stuff we wanted. WOULD BE SO AWESOME!
Might start filming again when I get the chance. Went back and looked at some of the old movies we made when I was in/just got out of high school. We thought it would be fucking funny to remake them. Some of the actors are on board, so it might actually happen.
And I'm suffering from tendonitis (we hope that's all it is) on my good leg. So hopefully that will heal in a few weeks so's I don't need to see a doctor that I can't afford for treatment I mostdef can't afford. So R.I.C.E. it is for me. Fucked up my shoulder, too. God I need insurance. These chronic pains are shitty.
Sorry to leave it on a down note.
-Doc
