Have you ever had one of those moments where you go "HOLY FUCK I TURN 30 IN LESS THAN THREE MONTHS!?!?!" I've just had one of those moments.

Fiveish years ago today I stood in front of friends and family in a kilt while a friend read out of a Harry Potter book.

That was an awesome wedding.

Oh, Jinkies!

I woke up this morning feeling like I forgot something…

So I had made that rambling list yesterday of female characters of my childhood that made an impact of my love of nerd girls now.

Velma Dinkley - Scooby Doo - Oh fuck! I forgot Velma! How the hell could I forget Velma!

So ya. I now feel a lot better.

-Doc

I started talking with The Wife about where my love of nerd girls came from. It helps being a nerd myself, a kid forever trapped in the body of an aging man, that i find ladies with the same interests attractive. But then I started thinking about what and who I used to like as a kid-

April O'Neil - TMNT - News anchor (or roving reporter?) with awesome jump suit. Sexy as hell.

The Baroness - G.I.Joe - Strong. Kick ass glasses. Sexy as hell.

Janine Melnitz - The Real Ghostbusters - Nerdy. Awesome glasses. And when she finally put on the proton pack! Woooo!

Princess Peach - Super Mario Bros. Super Show - And you know, that whole game franchise.

Gadget - Resue Rangers - Smart. Jump suit (again! guess its good I don't have a jump suit fetish, Lost would have done me in) Good with her hands. Adventurous.

Miss Frizzle - the Magic School Bus - Hear me out here. Smart. Adventurous. Quick. And for gods sake, I now know that her “Magic” school bus must of been a TARDIS!

Princess Leia - Star Wars - Come on! Slave Leia Bikini!

So yeah. I think that these women (and probably more) helped mold my brain/turn-ons into what it is now. Not that I'm complaining in the slightest.

d'oh
Haven't been keeping up with this
Sorry.
Been sick
Working on steampunk cosplay.
Working on my weight.
Working on being happier.
Sick again.
But things are really coming up Milhouse now!

I'll post some pics of my cosplay in a few days when more is done.
Just got my wig in and I'm trying to figure out how to attache it to the hat.
Made my own steampunk goggle (also just to put on the hat) from a baseball and gatorade lids
WOOOO!

Doc

I do not enjoy being sick. I am an abnormally healthy person (I get sick for about a day at a time, then fine the next day). So if I'm sick for numerous days in a row, it really throws me off. Fuck sinus infections.

Happy New Year Mother Fuckers!



Much like last year I shall now list a bunch of things that I will probably not accomplish...

But I will sure as hell try.

1. Work on my money issues. Get the rest of that one damn credit card almost paid off
2. Work more on my weight. Lose 20-25lbs before my 30th birthday. That gives me 5 months.
AND KEEP IT FUCKING OFF
3. Improve my self-image/depression. I think those first two will help with that.
4. Keep working on my awesome 'stache.
5. Keep working on my art. Day of the Dead/polyclay/steampunk guns
6. Work on having an awesome cosplay for PHXCC (Number 2 and 5 will help with that)
7. Work on home improvement. Seriously.
8. Complete 1/4 of the book. (flesh out ideas and backgrounds) Help The Wife on hers.
9. Get fucking serious about putting stuff on etsy.
eh...

That is all I can think of as of now...

Doc

Being that I have three and a half (including today) days left in this the foul year of our lord 2012. I thought I would go back and look at the resolutions I set for myself at the beginning of the year.

1. Save Fucking Money.
2. Pay off half of the damn credit card debt (this will help number 1)
3. Lose 25 lbs in the first 6 months. try for 50 for the whole year.
4. Have sex more than once every 3 months or so (have to get the wife to agree to this one)
5. Regain my memory. (do crossword puzzles everyday and learn one monologue a month)
6. Complete the Warrior Dash in April
7. Don't let the Republican Party let a complete asshat win the primary.
eh...

Well shit...

1. Nope
2. Stopped using one credit card completely and have about a third of it paid off. Unforeseen joblessness in the household didn't help on this.
3. Lost the 25 lbs...gained 5lbs back. I am sitting at 20lbs lost for the year. So at least I'm still the the negative.
4.
5. Memory is about the same. Still do crosswords from time to time and the monologue idea didn't even make it to January
6. Nope. Cost too much to get in at the time. And now I've shaved my beard. Dammit!.
7. Oh lord not this again.
eh...


I'll try again next year. Stay tuned. Same Doc Time! Same Doc Channel!

Oh and here's a Draw Something I did for my mom today.



DARE TO BE STUPID!

Doc

Merry Christmas, yo!

I am tired of this shit.


The world ends in six days right?