into: Programming is my thing. My one true joy is getting through a concrete technical problem, especially when I do so for someone interesting instead of myself. I like to think that my mission is to be a knower of geek things without becoming a total bastard. At least half of the computing I do is by remote over SSH. I think in Perl. PHP is my friend. C and C++ are binary bliss. GNU is fun. Windows is a necessary burden, but Cygwin alleviates most of the pain.

occupation: Student, Computer Lab Assistant, Amateur (Humble) Unix/Linux/Windows Geek, Answer Man

why i did sg: Hot girls who think. So rare in my life.

current crush: I'm between crushes.

stats: 6'0. Weight fluctuates with morale. Nice hair when clean and conditioned. Becomes much more personable and funny when grossly deprived of sleep. Harmless but officially documented schizophrenic/bipolar tendencies.

body mods: N/A. It will be a wonder if I ever find anything relevant enough to my life to permanently emblazon onto my person.

gets me hot: Attention. I promise you, it's a strange, sad thing to be a narcissist who is so paranoid that he is too humble to be able to give himself the attention he craves. Oh, also: Really smart girls. Kissing. Making out. Nice breasts. Love. More making out. Et cetera. Cuddling is good.

favorite position: ええと、あなたのなかですね。ＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ。 (Eeto, anata no naka desu ne! HAHAHAHA!)

fantasy: To know an unafraid girl with whom I could make love, talk shop, and spar (especially if she could win about half the time). I just like the idea of sexy smart people who kick each other's ass. Also: Living in Japan. Being a voice actor. Being a legend to some obscure but important demographic. Leaving the United States. Leaving Indiana. Leaving Delaware County. Going somewhere better than Ball State.

sign: SLIPPERY WHEN WET

i lost my virginity: on this one wild night when me and my girl were in the military station and we had sex under a blanket, but there were a bunch of other people around, asleep, so we had to be discreet about it and suppress the shrieks of orgastic joy. No, wait... That was the really weird sex scene from Enemy at the Gates. That was fucked up. Um, sorry. I'm extra virgin. Never even been on a date. :-(