into: casual sex with hot friends; taking pictures with my my new digital camera; my hot girlfriend; sex with attractive middle-agers; and someday, a threesome?

makes me happy: sex; music; cool free stuff; money; shopping; security

makes me sad: the thought of death and losing those that i love, homeless people in the rain, severely obese people without the option for change.

5 things i can't live without: heart; lungs; liver; anus

vices: Sex with ballerinas, coffee, learning, music, movies, work, VOYUERISM

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: I am the ocean

current crush: scarlett johansson; emmy rossum; lindsay lohan (i know, but the freckles and big tits really throw me on her even though they normally dont.

stats: no thank you

body mods: hair...on my chest and in other places (wink, wink);Tits (not every guy has those, but Mcdonalds is working on it.) Other than that, nothing special.

gets me hot: thick clothing and pretty much every girl i see

favorite position: cicada on a bough: if you really care look it up in the kama sutra

fantasy: at a party when two modestly attractive girls approach me. One of them whispwers into my ear something about how her friend is curious about me and this girl's curious about vagina and that it would be cool if we found a room.

sign: Virgo

most humbling moment: I'm a fucking mook like all of the time. Humble isn't just a woprd for me it's like a fucking language.

i lost my virginity: when i was 15 to my first serious girlfriend. She was 16 and mexican and had great tits. I came in like 7.3 seconds and then we switched rubbers and went for like an hour...good times.